Guide to profiting with current assets(While being as lazy as possible)

[Naofumi]

So basically I remember reading ezereal's guide talking about how he read about SamWow's guide and made a new guide.

After reading the guide, I decided to try it. But soon I met a road block. Laziness. I'm crazyly lazy for a growtopian who wants to earn some wls. And here I attempted to make a guide on how to earn as much wls as possible(In my way) while being as lazy as possible. No need to thank me you lazy bumps...

0- 2 Diamond Locks(ish)

For this guide it'll be hella lazy as there will be 2 method.

1) <~~~ Less lazy method. When starting off with low assets or starting capital. You need to put in some effort indeed.(Unless you managed to do the 2nd method). Heres how. Bfg? You could... That would take some time indeed and its way more worth than harvesting trees indeed. But hey! Thats boring and so troublesome. Why are you even thinking about it? Smh. Profit trading? Its way yes troublsome and just make sure you buy an item when low and sell when high. Thats possible. But very hard considering 0-2Dls assets. So I have no choice but to suggest massing/bfg farming till around 12wls. Which you could buy a geiger(if you wish to be lazy). Than continue bfg and mass. At this point I bet you're sick of it. Good luck bro. You can attempt to sell geiger for wls after you hit 200wls if you decided to go for geiger.

2) This method is way lazier and uses luck. But provides more wls in one go. Thats guessing the iotm or get secrets of growtopia and spam it(Which I 100% don't recommend since it takes up wls when you have low capital).

So 2 dls-15dls

So now you have 200wls. Whats up? Yes the power of laziness is harnessable now. There are amazingly quite a few methods now.

1) The sightly more hardworking method. For this method. You actually have to earn 50 more wls or so.(Unless you wish to be more hardworking). Buy a unstable tesseract. And plant farmables and break the trees. And sell the farmables. You can advertise you selling them through the growtopia fourms or the unofficial growtopia discord. If you can't exactly sell them. You could do the bfg services as per ezereal's guide ~~> https://www.growtopiagame.com/forums...nd-a-challenge This however requires a total of 272wls(if you wish to do the 20k block for pepper)

2) Oh yeah remember buy low and sell high? Hooray you unlocked it. You can do it for quite a few items(Which I do not actually know) just see what is in the meta. I highly siggest buying at 6pm(gt time) and selling at 6am(gt time).

3) So you have 2 dls and theres nothing of the above you wish to do. Really? I liked the first one my man. Look at the world 'ShopWorld'(I think) above the door theres a bulletin and to the right there is another one. The owner basically asks you to buy items and buys from you to sell in his or her world. So win win. Basically you have to slowly buy geez and sell for profit.

4) You could also attempt plant farmables which you can sell. Take seeds(In the process taking some gems) but avoid taking gems and sell world. You need unstable tesseract to take blocks.

15 Dls - 50 Dls

So after obtaining 15dls what could you exactly do? Similarly to 2dls-15dls there are quite a few methods.

0) Attempt the unfarmable farming guide. This actually requires more than 15 Dls. You have to buy ancestral of dimension and buddy's block head. And attempt to farm stuff like one-way block etc. You search it up yourself I'm too lazy to find one to link you. Also this is RISKY. Thats why I left it at 0)

1) Buy unstable tesseract. And spend 560 on chand seeds. If you buy each seed at 25/wl, you should have 14k which you could evenly spread through 7 days(you could increase the 560 to 640wls and have it through 8 days). You can buy ancestral seed of life etc. To help you. And break trees. While selling the chand blocks etc. Becareful of chand seed scams. Doing this gives a good amount of gems daily. You could also get a harvester etc. After gaining enough dls for heart of gaia, tada. Buy it and relax your feet. Let the heart of gaia do your work. This makes it so you earn lesser gems and lesser profits. But hey whos to complain when you just sit there and take blocks from unstable tesseract boi?

2) ezereal's guide ~~> https://www.growtopiagame.com/forums...nd-a-challenge I can't argue with it.

3) Buy gaia's beacon and unstable tesseract. Break all the trees of any farmables(that you can sell) and sell the world gems from trees. This will take some time. And yes you can combo 1) and 3) to make it so the machine do all the work LAZY MAN. Make sure you sell enough that you become trusted lol... And yes. if magic magnet ignores gems(which it don't last I check which is 50-70wls) it makes it alot cheaper but more expensive.

Ps generally 3 rows in a farm is about 1.2k Blocks whereas unstable tesseract have 1.5k capacity

50 Dls and Beyond
Ok not gonna lie JUST READ ezereal's guide I have no plans for 50dls and beyond all I know that is as per above thats the maximum laziness I can provide. You can do vend worlds but that is hella expensive and not worth for daily. Unless you reached the state of inner laziness...

Bruh I advertised ezereal's guide so much

Seen flaws in the guide? While sorry, I'm not a god. I am not omnipotent. Post a comment and I'll correct it. Thank you!

[Naofumi]

Bump(Kinda sad no comments How do I improve this?

[footballape]

Wait, didnt the owner of SHOPWORLD took a break?

[RandomGrowtopiaChicken]

Well, i took the risk of clicking on a random blue button in someones bio - and it was worth it.
Thanks for it! I'll definitely try outthe chand one

[Jedaki]

3) Buy gaia's beacon and unstable tesseract. Break all the trees of any farmables(that you can sell) and sell the world gems from trees. This will take some time. And yes you can combo 1) and 3) to make it so the machine do all the work LAZY MAN. Make sure you sell enough that you become trusted lol... And yes. if magic magnet ignores gems(which it don't last I check which is 50-70wls) it makes it alot cheaper but more expensive.

"it makes it alot cheaper but more expensive."

QUOTE OF THE YEAR

[Naofumi]

Well, i took the risk of clicking on a random blue button in someones bio - and it was worth it.
Thanks for it! I'll definitely try outthe chand one

Cool... Wait isn't that person me?

[footballape]

Wait, didnt the owner of SHOPWORLD took a break?

What i meant was hasnt she quit? Ehh help

[Naofumi]

What i meant was hasnt she quit? Ehh help

Idk, you can try other worlds by searching fourms it could be hard to find turstworthy ones tho

[MarvaGT]

What i meant was hasnt she quit? Ehh help

I see Jean at SHOPWORLD today

[RandomGrowtopiaChicken]

Cool... Wait isn't that person me?

yes, it was you

[Naofumi]

I see Jean at SHOPWORLD today

Guess the answer is solved UwU

- - - Updated - - -

yes, it was you

oo hehe lol

[Nesqwik]

What i meant was hasnt she quit? Ehh help

Nope, jean is still around, you'll mostly find them in their world RICH.
So 2 dls-15dls

So now you have 200wls. Whats up? Yes the power of laziness is harnessable now. There are amazingly quite a few methods now.

1) The sightly more hardworking method. For this method. You actually have to earn 50 more wls or so.(Unless you wish to be more hardworking). Buy a unstable tesseract. And plant farmables and break the trees. And sell the farmables. You can advertise you selling them through the growtopia fourms or the unofficial growtopia discord. If you can't exactly sell them. You could do the bfg services as per ezereal's guide ~~> https://www.growtopiagame.com/forums...nd-a-challenge This however requires a total of 272wls(if you wish to do the 20k block for pepper)

I definitely want to try this as I am lazy as hell, thank you!

[Crunchyy]

Huh thanks

[footballape]

Nope, jean is still around, you'll mostly find them in their world RICH.
So 2 dls-15dls

So now you have 200wls. Whats up? Yes the power of laziness is harnessable now. There are amazingly quite a few methods now.

1) The sightly more hardworking method. For this method. You actually have to earn 50 more wls or so.(Unless you wish to be more hardworking). Buy a unstable tesseract. And plant farmables and break the trees. And sell the farmables. You can advertise you selling them through the growtopia fourms or the unofficial growtopia discord. If you can't exactly sell them. You could do the bfg services as per ezereal's guide ~~> https://www.growtopiagame.com/forums...nd-a-challenge This however requires a total of 272wls(if you wish to do the 20k block for pepper)

I definitely want to try this as I am lazy as hell, thank you!

wowow thanks! I thought she quitted because of her last instagram post in her ig account

Looks like I would be doing the supplier method

[Rimuoi]

Sasuga naofumi-sama