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    What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

    Mitosis
    IGN: Deftera
    Just a Touhou fan and otaku
    Latest Youtube Video:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8vHSG15YNQ&ab_channel=HonoderaGetsuy%C5%8 D


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    What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? "Where's popcorn?"

    What do you call a sad coffee? "Depresso"

    Who's a potato? "Me :<"

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    • #3
      Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they are dead.
      What do you call a girl with 1 leg? Ai-LEAN
      SAVE THE EARTH PLOX

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      • #4
        Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

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        • #5
          MattLaurence PPD King FFA500
          DISCORD: Comrade_MattLaurence #0027

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          • #6
            dead hit by a tractor
            IGN: RimUwU i quit anime yes

            Try out mynvm

            good song

            https://youtu.be/A6l8THwbcfY

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            • #7
              I didnt attend my parents wedding.
              Why are we still here?
              Just to suffer?

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              • #8
                hi I'm dyn and I love mistie 💘
                IGN: Dynnie
                Discord: Dynnie#3475

                Avatar by the most wonderful Mistie, thank you so much! ❤️

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                • #9
                  Youre a joke.
                  I love 美波 and ヨルシカ!

                  I wish I can sing and play like them
                  and I'm just your average friend!

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                  • #10
                    High five
                    Down low
                    Too slow
                    Cheese accounts for around 75% of my diet...
                    Feta and Camembert are my lifeblood at this point

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                    • #11
                      How does cats qualify perfect cats?
                      'what a purrfect cat'

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                      • #12
                        You. Get it, that's the joke.

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                        • #13
                          What's brown and sticky?

                          A stick.
                          "Flowers grow back, even after they are stepped on."

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Deftera View Post
                            What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

                            Mitosis
                            A man sees a stockpiler fitting in some fruit

                            Man : Umm hey, what do you have?

                            Stockpiler : 'Wherever people go, Mangoes'
                            Goodbye.

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                            • #15
                              What do you and a Refridgerator have in common?

                              Both have handles.


                              Roasted.

                              I just came up with that 5min ago haha

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