Post random jokes here

[Deftera]

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

[Queenie-]

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? "Where's popcorn?"

What do you call a sad coffee? "Depresso"

Who's a potato? "Me :<"

[SwordsGT]

Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they are dead.
What do you call a girl with 1 leg? Ai-LEAN

[HugeLock]

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

[Union]

MattLaurence PPD King FFA500

[Rimuoi]

dead hit by a tractor

[DreadVoidGT]

I didnt attend my parents wedding.

[DynPlaysGT]

[Cahtster]

Youre a joke.

[topazi]

High five
Down low
Too slow

[Pente]

How does cats qualify perfect cats?
'what a purrfect cat'

[HugeLock]

You. Get it, that's the joke.

[Sharox]

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

[MMSTYLE]

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

A man sees a stockpiler fitting in some fruit

Man : Umm hey, what do you have?

Stockpiler : 'Wherever people go, Mangoes'

[HugeLock]

What do you and a Refridgerator have in common?

Both have handles.


Roasted.

I just came up with that 5min ago haha