Write here one or few of your favorites jokes.
Mine is: When I first showed you the refrigerator you asked why it's cold in the wardrobe.
Lol...
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Write here one or few of your favorites jokes.
Mine is: When I first showed you the refrigerator you asked why it's cold in the wardrobe.
Lol...
Still waiting for them pre-teens comedian to come up with the ultimate "my-life's-a-joke" joke.
My life's a jokeQuote:
Originally Posted by Nick_Furry
Well, A used-to-say joke from my friend.
There are 3 people, Somebody, Nobody, Retarded and Retarded has a dog called Brain.
One day, Somebody killed Nobody, Retarded witnessed the situation and went to report to the police. "Somebody killed Nobody!" said Retarded. Police thought it is a prank so he replied "Are you retarded?" Retarded "Yes, I'm Retarded." Police asked "Where is your brain?" Retarded said "My Brain is at home."
Well, I know it is weird but you cant blame the weirdness. It is a child's joke by the way.
Ah, good ol days.
But this one ain't my favourite...Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick_Furry
7 ate 9 because you need three squared meals a day
I'm a jokeQuote:
Originally Posted by Nick_Furry
"I don't like to press my lunch."
Why did the bush cross the road?
nekorei gets ########Quote:
Originally Posted by IMPARATUL
Heres my favorite joke that everyone says: "i promise."
god damn it dyn now it's also my favorite jokeQuote:
Originally Posted by DynPlaysGT
You and me both. :crazy:Quote:
Originally Posted by iCro
Also sup iCro, long time no see, how've ya been?
What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?
Mitosis
Knock knock
Nice, I also read that on reddit a while ago when it was reposted 2 weeks ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by DynPlaysGT
A bear and a rabbit are taking a sh*t in the woods
The bear ask the rabbit “Do you have a problem with sh*t sticking to your fur?”
And the rabbit replies “No”
So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit
My favorite joke is myself
Cue laughing trackQuote:
Originally Posted by Taboss