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    Default Holding a contest!

    The prize will be 5 world locks.
    Requirements-
    This thread is where you will post the funnest jokes you know.
    I will limit 5 jokes per post.
    No racist jokes, and if you say a "Yo-Mamma" joke, do NOT
    Direct it towards anybody specific.
    How do I win?
    I will get a group of friends to read the jokes, and pick the best ones out.
    I will put your names in a drawing, and will pull at random.
    How do we get in contact if I win?
    I will contact you on the forums.
    Anything else I should know about?
    Yes, Do NOT be immature about the jokes. Any immaturity will remove you from the drawing. .-.

    Here's the starting joke-
    A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
    Hey, My name's PoloAssassin :3
    My IGN: PoloAssassin
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    Master Sorcerer fireblocker's Avatar
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    Wrong sub-forum. It should be in giveaways.
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    Quote Originally Posted by |ThyLuigi| View Post
    I don't get what you mean by "wasted".
    Trolling is a good cause.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fireblocker View Post
    Wrong sub-forum. It should be in giveaways.
    Whoops. Let me fix that :3
    Hey, My name's PoloAssassin :3
    My IGN: PoloAssassin
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    Get Crystal Cape [ ]
    Get WOTD [ ]
    Get 100 Growtokens [ ]


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    U do have debt

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    Quote Originally Posted by lukj2001 View Post
    U do have debt
    I have 5 wls. :3 5 wls is nothing. it'll take me a minute to earn them back .-. mind your own business dude.
    Hey, My name's PoloAssassin :3
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    Get 100 Growtokens [ ]


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    Sorry, I'm just going to say that this ain't wisee

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    Quote Originally Posted by lukj2001 View Post
    Sorry, I'm just going to sajar that this ain't wize
    Wise? I have 108 wls.. losing 5 is no big deal..
    Hey, My name's PoloAssassin :3
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    I have a really funny joke, but there's racism in it... I am so sorry. But I have to say it.














    Yo mama so cheap that even Nasdaq couldn't price her.


    There's a lot of things a black man can't do. For example; thank you officer.


    Mcdonalds serves breakfast after 10 if you have a gun...

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    I hope the 2nd joke didn't offend anybody.

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    Master Sorcerer lukj2001's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Polo_Assassin View Post
    Wise? I have 108 wls.. losing 5 is no big deal..
    Did u pay everyone back?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pyroworld View Post
    I have a really funny joke, but there's racism in it... I am so sorry. But I have to say it.














    Yo mama so cheap that even Nasdaq couldn't price her.


    There's a lot of things a black man can't do. For example; thank you officer.


    Mcdonalds serves breakfast after 10 if you have a gun...

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    I hope the 2nd joke didn't offend anybody.
    It's fine dude, I'm going to PM you a list of jokes, that aren't really user friend to put here, lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by lukj2001 View Post
    Did u pay everyone back?
    No. I have 108 wls... I owe a friend 120, and a few people a little more..
    Hey, My name's PoloAssassin :3
    My IGN: PoloAssassin
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    Quote Originally Posted by Polo_Assassin View Post
    It's fine dude, I'm going to PM you a list of jokes, that aren't really user friend to put here, lol

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    No. I have 108 wls... I owe a friend 120, and a few people a little more..
    Then why are you wasting your wls?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lettering View Post
    Then why are you wasting your wls?
    Ikr but hush hush

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    I hope these lame jokes aren't offensive:

    You know what turns me on?
    My teacher.
    I'm homeschooled.

    Why is there no Disneyland in China?
    No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.
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    free oj

    If the glove don't fit you must acquit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirknkobe View Post
    free oj

    If the glove don't fit you must acquit.
    Old..................
    Hey, My name's PoloAssassin :3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Polo_Assassin View Post
    Old..................
    Come on a good old oj joke never gets old.

    OJ jokes are the best
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    Why is 7 afraid of 8?
    Because 7 8 9
    7 Ate 9
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    Why is my name Ivy?
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