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    Default Make Me Laugh Contest!

    I know the tittle is the same with famished's thread, but the content is different, I hope he wont mind..

    So, this past few days have been a bad bad day for me (both in game and real life)
    So, I challenge YOU, to make me laugh..
    Who ever think that he/she is best at telling funny story, show your talent here..
    No need for very long story.. Just couple of sentence is fine..

    Who ever can make me laugh till my stomach hurt will win..
    The prize is..
    1st : 1 science station seeds (2Wls)
    2nd : 2 Forcefield (1 wls)
    3rd : 50 pinball blocks
    1st story teller (first post) got 1 green crystal (50 blackrock blocks)
    I write 2 kind of prize for the winner to choose which one he/she like..

    The contest will end in 2 days..

    I am waiting for best funny story teller to come and cheer me up.
    Thanks!!

    Dont forget to post your IGN..
    Last edited by misascool; 09-29-2015 at 02:08 PM.
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    Ok.

    Journey to the west.
    One master,and 3 students went to the west for some reason.
    First,Their descentants burn stuff for them.
    The three students all got iphone7,ipad air 2,apple watch.(they are famous if you dont know the story.)
    Then the master's one was really huge.
    Know wat?
    A forest.
    KNOW WHY.
    Indonesia burned the forest for him.Lol.

    If you dissqualify me,can i redo?
    How many entries can we make?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Destinyz View Post
    Gg.Wrote one.
    Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
    Student: "Meat!"
    Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
    Student: "Bacon!"
    Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
    Student: "Homework!"
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    Copycat ! LOL hehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sky123456789 View Post
    Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
    Student: "Meat!"
    Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
    Student: "Bacon!"
    Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
    Student: "Homework!"
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    Destinyx one is not a joke so its not counted right?
    Nope.I wrote stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Destinyz View Post
    Nope.I wrote stuff.
    No far u edit.Cheater
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    Quote Originally Posted by Destinyz View Post
    Ok.

    Journey to the west.
    One master,and 3 students went to the west for some reason.
    First,Their descentants burn stuff for them.
    The three students all got iphone7,ipad air 2,apple watch.(they are famous if you dont know the story.)
    Then the master's one was really huge.
    Know wat?
    A forest.
    KNOW WHY.
    Indonesia burned the forest for him.Lol.

    If you dissqualify me,can i redo?
    How many entries can we make?
    why indonesia burned forest to their master? Lol
    yes, you can remake, I accept 3 entries for each person..

    Quote Originally Posted by Sky123456789 View Post
    Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
    Student: "Meat!"
    Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
    Student: "Bacon!"
    Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
    Student: "Homework!"
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    Destinyx one is not a joke so its not counted right?
    lol this is funny..
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    Guy 1: pete and repete were walking down the street, then pete fell into a hole, who is left?
    Guy 2: repete
    Guy 1 pete and repete were walking down the street,then pete fell into a hole, who is left?
    Guy 2: repete
    Guy 1: pete and repete were walking down the street, then pete fell into a hole, who is left?
    Guy 2:
    Guy 1:


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    Quote Originally Posted by FamishedGT View Post
    Copycat ! LOL hehe
    aw.. sorryyy.. XD

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    Quote Originally Posted by thegamer381 View Post
    Guy 1: pete and repete were walking down the street, then pete fell into a hole, who is left?
    Guy 2: repete
    Guy 1 pete and repete were walking down the street,then pete fell into a hole, who is left?
    Guy 2: repete
    Guy 1: pete and repete were walking down the street, then pete fell into a hole, who is left?
    Guy 2:
    Guy 1:
    lol omg, i know what are you trying to say.. cause repete sounds like "repeat", right?? XD
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    Quote Originally Posted by misascool View Post
    aw.. sorryyy.. XD

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    lol omg, i know what are you trying to say.. cause repete sounds like "repeat", right?? XD
    Yep, and other funny thing i saw on youtube

    (Somebody playing Until Dawn)

    (Screws up and jessica gets killed)

    Youtuber: um,well, this is a jaw-dropping turn of events!

    I bet nobody will get it


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    YOU dont get the joke.Just take indonesia as the descendants of the master and to show respect,They burn sth for him.Making use of indonesia burning forest.

    Next,

    1 girl:I like singing!
    2 girl:I like dancing!
    1 boy:I like trains.
    (Smashed by running trains)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Destinyz View Post
    YOU dont get the joke.Just take indonesia as the descendants of the master and to show respect,They burn sth for him.Making use of indonesia burning forest.

    Next,

    1 girl:I like singing!
    2 girl:I like dancing!
    1 boy:I like trains.
    (Smashed by running trains)
    Lol i saw that one too.


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    1 boy:Mother why does daddy gets to swim with the shark?
    Mother:Cuz he bought inurance.
    Last edited by Destinyz; 09-28-2015 at 11:35 AM.

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    Since this is like FAMISHED's contest, then I shall be the spell checker.

    Read the posts on how I became the spell checker in his thread

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    I like the mountains,
    I like the blue sky,
    I like the scorching sun,
    I love the whole world,
    Even those cute lions
    (Bit by a lion)
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!I HATE LIONS!
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    5=5
    Bread=Earth
    Earth is made of Bread!?

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    If you are Filipino you shall 100% understand this joke. If your not then I'll explain.

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    It's like there corrupt, if the pilot threw them out, then no corruption.

    Am I allowed to use this? I'll make another if not

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aunos View Post
    If you are Filipino you shall 100% understand this joke. If your not then I'll explain.

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    It's like there corrupt, if the pilot threw them out, then no corruption.

    Am I allowed to use this? I'll make another if not
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