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    Master Sorcerer HerobrineFan's Avatar
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    [insert funny/corny joke here]

    im 11 and more mature than a 16 year old

    anatole left, for petersbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurg!

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    ign: BigChop
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    my life


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    2nd page so might as well.
    This is mildly racist if you even consider it racist. I like to call it history.
    4 men are on top of a building. A Chinese guy, White guy, Black guy, and Mexican guy.
    The Chinese guy steps up and says this is for my country and jumps off.
    The Mexican guy steps up and says this is for my country and jumps off.
    The black guy steps up and says this is for my people, and pushes the white guy off the building.
    (Get it because of slavery, yah. Nu? Okay...)
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    Let's play Yo Mama Jokes then.

    Yo mama so fat, that when she walked past the television, I missed the whole series of Tom and Jerry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PotatoMarco View Post
    Just post here with your IGN and the corniest/funniest joke you can make!
    Best joke wins.

    Contest ends on 12/12/15.

    NOTE: YOU HAVE TO POST YOUR IGN HERE OK.



    You also have to put up this in your signature thanks. #JustSomeGiveaway 10 World Locks up for grabs!
    Ign: G4mingReaper

    1st Class
    Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
    Maria: Here it is.
    Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
    Class: Maria.

    2nd Class
    Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    John : You told me to do it without using tables.

    3rd Class
    Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile'?
    Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
    Teacher: No, that's wrong
    Glenn: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spelled it.

    4th Class
    Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
    Donald: H I J K L M N O
    Teacher: what are you talking about?
    Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O

    5th Class
    Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
    Winnie: ME!

    6th Class
    Teacher: Glenn, why do you always get so dirty?
    Glenn: Well, I'm alot closer to the ground than you are

    7th Class
    Teacher:Millie, make a sentence starting with an 'I'
    Millie: I is..
    Teacher: No, Millie ..... always say, 'I am'.
    Millie: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

    8th Class
    Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    Louis: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

    9th Class
    Teacher: Now Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

    10th Class
    Teacher: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
    Clyde: No, sir. It's the same dog

    11th Class
    Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    Harold: A teacher


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    Sir, the bullet went through 5 homosexual teenager's heads before hitting the wall"
    "well, its obvious that...."
    (•_•)
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    (⌐■_■)
    "....the bullet went in one direction"
    YEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

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    does the joke have to be original? lol
    deja#1107

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    Yo mama is so fat, it took Nation Wide 100 years to get on her side


    (For those who don't know, Nation Wide is an insurance company who's slogan is "Nation Wide is on ur side")
    Hey, I'm iEmeraldBoy or iEB

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    I was told I will die of death. A disease that only old people can get.

    Thanks Chocolatte

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    My IGN is EpicKandy.
    Sp here is one

    Little brother and big brother.
    L bro: What is condom?
    B Bro: I just can say if dad would use it you wouldnt be here.

    And also...
    What is brown and sticky?
    Hoodini!
    hi im temmie!

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    Ign:PandaBeast

    Where did the suicide bomber go when he died???

    All over the walls!! He he he he
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    Befriend a trusted growtopian or a really nice friend

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    Paralell lines have so much in common right?

    Shame they'll never meet
    Not sure why I'm back but I'm back
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZZZebra94 View Post
    If Pro is the opposite of Con, then does that mean that Congress is the opposite of progress?

    IGN: MadameZ
    this had me on the ground lmao

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    IGN-Dque

    Joke:

    Police: Where do you live?
    Me: In my house.
    Police: Where is your house?
    Me: Next to my neighbors' house.
    Police: Where is your neighbors' house?
    Me: You won't believe me if I told you.
    Police: Tell me!
    Me: No really, you won't believe me if I told you.
    Police: TELL ME NOW!
    Me: Okay, okay. *coughs*. Next to my house.

    Thanks for having this giveaway!
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    Here is a tip: I like puns and dark humor!!!

    Also racist jokes and whatever are ok for me.

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    Whoopi Goldberg = One Ho Productions
    Santa Claus = Three Ho Productions
    Reason: Whoopi Goldberg's TV Productions is One Ho, One Ho = Ho, Three Ho = Ho Ho Ho, Santa says Ho Ho Ho.
    Can anyone show me a picture of One Ho Productions? I need one!

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    I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.

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    Last edited by Berzox; 11-10-2015 at 05:45 AM.

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    Me getting Diamond Locks or all the things that I want in life

    - - - Updated - - -

    Or this :

    Me : Are you Sirens?
    Crush : Why?
    Me : Because I'm Sleeping with you tonight

    Can anyone relate?

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    2 fish were in a tank.One of them asked "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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    愛してください。



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    Reserved for second entry!
    deja#1107

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    Default I'm Back!

    Have you watched the Recovery Channel? I heard that it shows documentaries on recovery!
    Origin: Changed Discovery Channel (shows documentaries) into Recovery Channel

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    Ign: Schorem

    Three pilots had an emergency landing. They ended being kidnapped by a tribe's leader. The leader then made a bargain with them. "Whoever here wanted to be free, must follow my instructions, you must collect 10 fruits with the same types and bring it here within 40 Minutes." The first pilot came with 10 apples. The leader then continues. "Now, put the apples in your anus one by one, if you talk or make noise while putting them in your anus, I will shoot you." So the pilot try his best, he made one goes inside but then, when he was putting in the second apple, he said "Ah!" And bang! He got shot.The second pilot came with grapes. The leader instructed the same thing, but he failed. He was putting the last grape of the 10 grapes and he got shot. So they meet in the sky and the conversation goes. "You died too?" Said the second pilot. "Yes! Dumb tribe leader, he made something that is so hard to do, btw what did you come with?" "Grapes." Said the second pilot. "that's easy! How come you die?" "I almost made it, but when I was putting the last grapes, I laugh and all the grapes comes out." Stated the second pilot. "Dumb! Why did you laugh? You could have survive." "Who would not laugh seeing the third pilot bringing 10 Durians ?(A big fruit full of spikes.) Hahahah."

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