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    Default Left Twix VS. Right Twix

    (I don't know if this would go here or the tavern.)
    Tensions between the twixxes were rising. Right twix was openly testing missiles, while Left twix was beefing up their military. After countless years of kidnapping people and bringing them on tours to see which twix is better, and countless failed peace agreements, the two sides hatred for each other was growing by the minute. They wanted to know who was better, so they decided to wage ware, since nothing else seemed to work.

    City of Left Twix
    All the citizens were on edge because of the constant threat of an air raid. Bunkers were built, but there was not nearly enough to protect every citizen of the city. Taxes had increased to help the military, but they were so high, some were unable to pay, and were driven into homelessness. People wanted to protest, but feared that Right twix would attack if they were all in one large group. The people were backed up into a corner and they were unable to escape. The Left twix government had hired multiple companies to build a large wall at the borders of the city to prevent an all out attack if Right twix decided to put boots on the ground.

    City of Right Twix
    The city of right twix was equally uneasy. Everyone was terrified of the Left twix mobilizing their military. The government was spending their money on offense, but gave nothing to defend the city, or the citizens. The government was tight on money, but they wanted to scare Left twix, so they fired dummy missiles into the air, to make them think they were going to fight via bombing. They couldn't afford it, and the citizens were near fearless (and stubborn) so if they were to raise taxes, the citizens would protest, but would probably get gunned down by the left twix armies. They resorted to stealing from bank accounts and blaming it on global warming, and it worked for like five minutes. When the public found out, they threatened to protest unless the person who thought of it was executed, and they received their stolen money back. So on TV the next morning, they executed the coffee boy who looked like the secretary of twix-fense. It satisfied the public for again, like five minutes, and then they wanted their money back.

    CHAPTER 1: Rioting
    The city of right twix is now starting to riot over their loss of money. They government had sent in 200 soldiers with orders to kill every protester and send them all back into their homes. They fired their guns for a warning shot once, and they didn't budge. So they took out their Miniguns that shot lethal twix bullets and started to mow them down MW2 airport style. The protesters retreated into homes alleyways and anywhere else hey could hide. This group was ordered to divide and keep all citizens in their homes. The left twix meanwhile, were almost ready on battle plans.

    Chapter 2: Intersection Massacre
    Left twix started sending in their beefy military to occupy the Right twix city. They shot up homes, blew up banks, and overall crippled the town. The attack was done so quickly, Right twix was unable to put up a good defense until they lost %34 or the city and %55 of the citizens. The two armies faced off. After an eerily silent standoff, a Left twix tank took aim and fired on a large group of the soldiers, killing and wounding everyone in the group. The Right twix scrambled into what was left of the Twixian bank, which most people deposited their money in. Right twix was losing during the early stages of the battle, and Left twix sent a flank from all sides to trap them in the bloody intersection. They tried to call for backup, but the Left twix had cut off all radio connections. They valiantly fought until they ran out of ammo, because they were prepared for a protest, not a war, and then were all shot dead. No one was left.

    Chapter 3: War Begins
    Right twix hastily sends military to the area where they lost connection with the Anti-Protesting Unit. They knew the citizens couldn't have blocked radio communications, so they immediately knew that left twix was behind it. All the government could do was hope not many people were hurt.
    Once the arrived at the dark zone, they were ambushed by left twix from the war torn houses. Both sides experienced massive casualties, but it was going to get worse. As both sides were fighting each other to the death, an unknown object came falling from the sky. It was a massive missile, and both sides paused he fight to find cover. After the detonation, neither side could use their radios.
    "What happened? Who fired that missile?" Asked a left twix private.
    "I don't know." Said the left twix sergeant.
    Then gunfire from both sides resumed again. Right twix took the advantage and fired at the left twix. Grenades were thrown back and forth, and many more casualties were documented. A left twix cut the corner around the intersection and fired the Anti-Twixantry Missile, killing around 40 soldiers. More missiles rained from the sky, but this time, they weren't sissy, missiles. When the first one landed, all the buildings shattered and almost everyone was crushed. The second missile rained greek fire, killing most of the remaining. Then the last missile blew up around 26,000 of the 54,000 acres of the city of right twix, and there was only one left twix and one right twix left. The left twix steeled himself first, and punched the right twix in the head. He tackled him to the ground, and punched without mercy. The right twix managed to escape his grasp, and grab a gun. The left twix rolled out of the way to just barely avoid the bullet. The left twix punched the right twix so hard in the head, he fell to the floor, dropping his gun. The left twix ran for the gun, and shot the last right twix right in between the eyes.

    Chapter 4: A new enemy
    After the left twix left the battle, his radio started working again.
    "Holy christ man, what happened?" yelled the Secretary of twixfense
    "Four bombs were dropped. Both sides had no clue who dropped it though," The soldier exclaimed. "Both sides seemed confused after the first bomb landed, and I have my doubts Right twix would fire on what little troops they have."
    They discussed the attack as he tried to find a working vehicle to drive his way to the City of Left twix. When he finally arrived, he was grilled by the government for Intel. But a message interrupted everything, and everyone on both cities heard it.
    "We are the middle twix. We were the originals, before we were snapped in half by your greedy founders, we thrived. We built cities. Now, after left and right took the fame, we were forgotten. And now left and right are battling like children, so we shall take over. We will ask kindly, but if not, we will continue attacks on both cities, and kill all inhabitants."
    For the first time in 300 years, the left and right twix governments were in the same room. They sat together, all fearful of their predecessor who wanted to take power, and seemed perfectly able to. They discussed alliances, but no plans were passed because no one could agree. Then the coffee boy for the right twix left the room, while no one was looking. he left his coffee tray though.
    Several hours later...
    They continued to discuss possible approaches, but then the coffee cart exploded, injuring, but not killing everyone in the room. No one could move. Middle twix was more advanced than both of the cities combined. They had used an explosive gas unknown to either government member. After five minutes they were able to move again and they all escaped in fear and ran to their cities, where a helicopter had been waiting outside, with a minigun standing between them and escaping the building.
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    All I could think of was this advert while reading this.

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    Right Twix and Chapter 1 up!
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    Sounds like the prelude to an entire ANCAP war...

    Right Twix death squads roll out!
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    Chapter two added!
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    Chapter 3 and 4 added!
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