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    Default HAKMA IS A FRAUD!

    HAKMA IS NOT REAL! SCREW HAKMA!

    I PRAYED FOR HAKMA, TO GIVE ME LUCK, TO GET A KERJIGGER OR 2, FROM MILITARY RADIOS AND TRESS, BUT I GOT NONE!

    AND I EVEN DID THE RITUAL!:

    *built swastika above myself
    *placed and lit torches around myself
    *placed a sign that says "HEIL HAKMA" in the middle
    *took off all my clothes
    *sayd "HEIL!" 3 times

    AND I DIDN'T GET A KERJIGGER FROM 188 MILITARY RADIO TRESS, AND 400+ MILITARY RADIOS!

    WE NEED A NEW GOD! CAUSE HAKMA IS A LIE!
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    Bow to your new god.



    Me

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    Let's start a forum god election!

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    Bow down to your REAL GOD

    Snoop Dogg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrateNPowder View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by GrateNPowder View Post
    Let's start a forum god election!
    GOOD IDEA!

    everyone, please suggest your candidates for our forum God.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hammerjelly View Post
    GOOD IDEA!

    everyone, please suggest your candidates for our forum God.
    Who wants to nominate me as your new god? probably not

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    Quote Originally Posted by hammerjelly View Post
    GOOD IDEA!

    everyone, please suggest your candidates for our forum God.
    Me no doubt

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    Quote Originally Posted by hammerjelly View Post
    HAKMA IS NOT REAL! SCREW HAKMA!
    You had it coming.
    https://media2.giphy.com/media/8mOuDnUzIfQs/giphy.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by hammerjelly View Post
    HAKMA IS NOT REAL! SCREW HAKMA!

    I PRAYED FOR HAKMA, TO GIVE ME LUCK, TO GET A KERJIGGER OR 2, FROM MILITARY RADIOS AND TRESS, BUT I GOT NONE!

    AND I EVEN DID THE RITUAL!:

    *built swastika above myself
    *placed and lit torches around myself
    *placed a sign that says "HEIL HAKMA" in the middle
    *took off all my clothes
    *sayd "HEIL!" 3 times

    AND I DIDN'T GET A KERJIGGER FROM 188 MILITARY RADIO TRESS, AND 400+ MILITARY RADIOS!

    WE NEED A NEW GOD! CAUSE HAKMA IS A LIE!
    I did advise you to pray to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiteLord View Post
    I did advise you to pray to me
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    Not funny... Really immature from you to joke about nazis... Or from anyone really...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyCyborg View Post
    Not funny... Really immature from you to joke about nazis... Or from anyone really...
    For some strange reason, some forumers like swastikas.

    Most forumer meet ups I've been to? Swastikas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DragonStorm View Post
    Screw logic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShenX View Post
    For some strange reason, some forumers like swastikas.

    Most forumer meet ups I've been to? Swastikas.

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    Like swastikas? "Like" if that is what you mean by being an child and not knowing what the actual sign means and the story behind it

    Trying to be edgy or funny by joking about sensitive innapropiate topics just shows how stupid can a person be

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    Quote Originally Posted by FyreX View Post
    Thank you Sherlock, Very cool!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyCyborg View Post
    Like swastikas? "Like" if that is what you mean by being an child and not knowing what the actual sign means and the story behind it

    Trying to be edgy or funny by joking about sensitive innapropiate topics just shows how stupid can a person be
    What I meant was that some put swastikas in the world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DragonStorm View Post
    Screw logic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShenX View Post
    What I meant was that some put swastikas in the world.
    I know that already

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    Quote Originally Posted by FyreX View Post
    Thank you Sherlock, Very cool!

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