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    Chairman Mao is the legendary estonian man who travelled to china to become the governments chairman of instructive districts. As he steps into the building the chinese girls glare at Mao
    Mao speaks his mother tongue. "tere mulle uus esimees palun mind hoone palun!" he calls out!
    the little chinese girls turn pale and look like koreans now. they fear with a tear coming out of their left eye. he enters deeper into the dark chrome building. Mao heads to the office with a royal ordnance L7 tank gun. he uses his hulk smash to bash through the door. they call him Mr.Wide afterall. he sees president pride and used the royal ordnance L7 tank gun, instantly killing him.
    he becomes the new chairman of the instructive district and now his next step is korea...
    five years later he attempts to learn the window language of korea. he sips out of his window door and faces ahead with a confident smile.
    " a ahha yes! i love this glass milk!" he says
    he flys to korea with with bounty hunters he enslaved from california known as the bloody immigrants
    he steps out of the aircraft he lached onto and quickly runs to kim jong un's house
    the bloody immigrants blow up half of his house killing king hong longs wife and kids
    ling kong hong jong un looks at mao and says... "can i eat that?"
    and he eats mao
    mao gets strangled by the depts of kim's belly
    he slowly dies but then he grabs with lamp and smashes a hole through his stomache
    "AAaAAAAaaaaAaaaaaAa"
    and then he kills kim
    the end

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    wicker10 is a god and god is real and water is not wet and the earth is flat and I love rollback and I worship benbarrage

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    Ronny J, listen up

    I am the one, don't weigh a ton

    Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street
    Under the sun, the bastard son
    Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family
    By any means, your enemies my enemies
    We wet them up like a canteen
    The yellow tape surrounds the fate

    Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates

    Great, eliminate like ElimiDate
    Hey, young boy had to penetrate
    Face, young boy done caught a case
    Bang, now his mama living with the pain
    Wait, doctor says he's gonna stay
    Let him get the senzu bean so he regenerate
    Now a nigga harder than the head of the state
    Denzel Curry is the new candidate
    Ultimate, alternate, you are the opposite
    Stop this ****, chop your esophagus
    Bitches be bopping it, bow down and pop it in
    Dropping it in her esophagus
    She get so nasty, in public she classy
    Perhaps she is able to swallow it
    Girl, I can make you a star
    Then I put her ass on Apollo, bitch
    Bitch, I am ultimate, behold my awesomeness
    Narcissist, part time an arsonist
    Ripping through cartilage, I am the hardest, bitch
    Wrap it up, put in sarcophagus
    Dearly departed, it's done when it started
    So now that I'm living so harmonious
    Feeling like Spartacus, Curry the ultimate

    I am the one, don't weigh a ton
    — Denzel Curry


    I am the best, there's no politics, bitch, I'm ultimate
    Ultimate, bitch I'm

    I am the one, don't weigh a ton
    Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street
    Under the sun, the bastard son
    Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family
    By any means, your enemies my enemies

    We wet them up like a canteen
    The yellow tape surrounds the fate
    Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates

    Ultimate, infinite, flow is opium
    Open the internet, photosynthesis
    Put up parentheses, temporary
    Very scary if I feel like Dirty Harry
    Just might bust a bitch, never knew my life
    But yet the question is, is he fake, is he real
    What the message is, chop a bitch nigga up
    I'ma sever it when I sever ****
    I kill 'em, no Kony, these niggas ain't homies
    Claim you the homie, I turn into Broly
    Dropping melodic, enter the cosmic
    Flow like a prophet, lyrical toxic
    Flow like a foreigner, I'm the torturer
    Out of South Florida, call the coroner
    Killed in the corridor, I'm the overlord
    Rhymes like a sorcerer, I'm an animorph
    Bitch, I'm a beast
    Nigga, you tell me who ****ing with me
    K to the I to the N to the G
    Claim you the hottest, but I disagree
    Better learn something and get a degree

    This for Lord Infamous so R.I.P
    Arrivederci, bitches looking thirsty
    Riding through the dirty, like it's mandatory
    Ending of the story
    I am the one, don't weigh a ton
    Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street
    Under the sun, the bastard son
    Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family
    By any means, your enemies my enemies
    We wet them up like a canteen
    The yellow tape surrounds the fate
    Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates.
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    Cool Bullshit sentence

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    Respect whamen.
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    Lol 5 wls giveaway only??? Nooooobb I gif 1000 dls yestrday to all my friekds zfert shawdowsurfer noooooob!
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    any more contenders?
    oh hello

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    I hAcKeD sEtH aNd HaMuMu
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    AnD i WiLl HaCk YoU
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    Greetings, my quite kind fellow member of the species we have now come to call Homo sapiens. I wish a very pleasant and endearing twenty-four hours, or the remainder of it, upon you and the other Homo sapiens that are fellow members of your community unit that we have endowed the title "family". I would just like to lay this question upon you, have you heard of the very enjoyable leisure activity that falls under the classification of games that have been adapted to the present time's day and age's technology, that involves or includes destroying or demolishing various digital objects that have been constructed out of different colored pixels in order to obtain certain other digital items that have also been constructed out of different colored pixels that are required to reach the next stage of the leisure activity's cycle which is to create the digital version of the equivalent of a member of the Kingdom Plantae out of other different colored pixels which then cultivates according to the same time as us Homo sapiens until it sprouts, becoming available for harvesting, letting us obtain the objects also constructed out of different colored pixels which serve as its reproductive seed, which may also be combined with other digital reproductive seeds that are compatible with it to create different digital versions of different members of the Kingdom Plantae, in order to create more of it, which then goes back to the first step of the leisure activity's cycle, until it repeats again?

    In other words, have you heard of Growtopia?
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    contest ends in 7 hours
    oh hello

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    Congratulations to Hellfire for winning this competition. Could you please reply with a world name where I can drop off your 5 World Lock Prize?
    oh hello

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    Quote Originally Posted by dancanban View Post
    Congratulations to Hellfire for winning this competition. Could you please reply with a world name where I can drop off your 5 World Lock Prize?
    World : Belobels
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    Also if you want to contact me for no reason here is my IGN : Osoro,Niopolitan

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    I dont want to scam you just drop ur all pro items that worth dls for a while on this display box

    Update:
    I didnt knew this ends lol
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