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    What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

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    What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? "Where's popcorn?"

    What do you call a sad coffee? "Depresso"

    Who's a potato? "Me :<"

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    Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they are dead.
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    Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
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    dead hit by a tractor

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    I didnt attend my parents wedding.
    Why are we still here?
    Just to suffer?

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    Youre a joke.
    //iostream
    using namespace std

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    Cout >> "Peck! Pyeck!";

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    How does cats qualify perfect cats?
    'what a purrfect cat'

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    You. Get it, that's the joke.
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    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick.
    "Flowers grow back, even after they are stepped on."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deftera View Post
    What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

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    A man sees a stockpiler fitting in some fruit

    Man : Umm hey, what do you have?

    Stockpiler : 'Wherever people go, Mangoes'
    Goodbye.

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    What do you and a Refridgerator have in common?

    Both have handles.


    Roasted.

    I just came up with that 5min ago haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cahtster View Post
    Youre a joke.
    No.... You

    Cover is not the book
    So open it up and take a look
    'Cause under the covers one discovers
    That the king may be a crook

    For a cover is nice
    But a cover is not the book


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    How many you want? Also why you need it? Are You GAY?

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    Your mum is so fat when she sat on iPhone it turned to iPad

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    What is Mozart doing right now?

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