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  1. 06-09-2019, 10:44 AM #1
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    Default What’s your favorite joke?

    Write here one or few of your favorites jokes.
    Mine is: When I first showed you the refrigerator you asked why it's cold in the wardrobe.
    Lol...
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    Still waiting for them pre-teens comedian to come up with the ultimate "my-life's-a-joke" joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick_Furry View Post
    Still waiting for them pre-teens comedian to come up with the ultimate "my-life's-a-joke" joke.
    My life's a joke
    Why are we still here?
    Just to suffer?
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    Well, A used-to-say joke from my friend.

    There are 3 people, Somebody, Nobody, Retarded and Retarded has a dog called Brain.

    One day, Somebody killed Nobody, Retarded witnessed the situation and went to report to the police. "Somebody killed Nobody!" said Retarded. Police thought it is a prank so he replied "Are you retarded?" Retarded "Yes, I'm Retarded." Police asked "Where is your brain?" Retarded said "My Brain is at home."

    Well, I know it is weird but you cant blame the weirdness. It is a child's joke by the way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick_Furry View Post
    Still waiting for them pre-teens comedian to come up with the ultimate "my-life's-a-joke" joke.
    But this one ain't my favourite...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick_Furry View Post
    Still waiting for them pre-teens comedian to come up with the ultimate "my-life's-a-joke" joke.
    I'm a joke
    I have no idea what I'm doing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IMPARATUL View Post
    Write here one or few of your favorites jokes.
    Mine is: When I first showed you the refrigerator you asked why it's cold in the wardrobe.
    Lol...
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    Heres my favorite joke that everyone says: "i promise."
    //include <iostream>
    usingnamespace std;

    Int main([])
    /*{
    Int, x; y
    cout >> "Aaa aa a a a a a/n;
    cin >> "x"
    Cout << "cin", cin:
    Return 0
    }
    }
    */
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    Quote Originally Posted by DynPlaysGT View Post
    god damn it dyn now it's also my favorite joke
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    Quote Originally Posted by iCro View Post
    god damn it dyn now it's also my favorite joke
    You and me both.
    Also sup iCro, long time no see, how've ya been?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DynPlaysGT View Post
    Nice, I also read that on reddit a while ago when it was reposted 2 weeks ago.
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    Default One of the funniest jokes

    A bear and a rabbit are taking a sh*t in the woods
    The bear ask the rabbit “Do you have a problem with sh*t sticking to your fur?”
    And the rabbit replies “No”
    So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit
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    Default A Tabo!

    My favorite joke is myself
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taboss View Post
    My favorite joke is myself
    Cue laughing track

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