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    Default Imagine earth as a game and describe its latest update

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    The newest Earth 3.5 update fixed the buggy cats mechanic, so now they should follow natural physics. But i think China is now a bit broken, and a few past events were corrupted and deleted

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    The newest Earth 3.5 update fixed the buggy cats mechanic, so now they should follow natural physics. But i think China is now a bit broken, and a few past events were corrupted and deleted


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    The internet:

    January, 1. Some year the internet was invented.

    The internet has arrived! Discover new things from all around the globe using the Internet!
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    Earth Update v 2.69!

    Buffed cancer rates!
    Now you are 10% more likely to get cancer
    Started from the bottom, now I dug even deeper!

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    not seeing fix on the environment pollution bug,they need to start patching it.

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    65 million years ago
    Update:
    - Removed dinosaurs from the earth,
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    rollback in 30 years, it's the prehistoric times all over again
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    I really don't like the new "political correctness" update. You can't say or do anything without somebody being offended and creating an outrage.

    I hope the new patch eliminates this.
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    Well, since the great and biggest power of the world is the United States of America. I need to give a piece of news about the USA.

    The nation's oldest museum dedicated to Latino art has just celebrated its 50th anniversary, a historic milestone for an institution that started in a classroom and is now part of New York City's venerated Museum Mile.

    The news I gave, it happened like an hour ago
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    Patch Notes
    -Any statement can be taken out of context and used against your character in the courthouse
    -Political correctness increases your publicity stat much quicker but also decreases your credibility stat
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    earth 5.2
    Patch notes:
    We heard about some problems is going on because of the humans and it caused a time failure so we decided to rollback to the last major update that changed a lot of things in the earth which was before 65 million years ago we are very excited to share with you guys the new things with this update!

    new things:
    apology week event
    RollBack Plaque I
    dinosaurs are back to life

    things got removed:
    humans removed (idk how they will be on apology week or how they will get rollback plaque tho)

    and there are more you will know it while playing earth! happy gaming XOXO

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    Quote Originally Posted by A10a View Post
    rollback in 30 years, it's the prehistoric times all over again
    Bold of you to assume we'll last 30 years

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    THE COMMUNISM UPDATE IS HERE!

    Get your Hammer & sickle, and go to the Potato Farm, because you dont have any choice. Or else we'll send you to Gulag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidDoesPBG View Post
    Earth Update v 2.69!

    Buffed cancer rates!
    Now you are 10% more likely to get cancer
    I think this update is from 1986, that's quite old tbh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vale0203 View Post
    I think this update is from 1986, that's quite old tbh
    yes, but we buffed it again!
    Started from the bottom, now I dug even deeper!

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    New Earth update! [ v.666 ]

    - All earth storms will directly become a hurricane with a wind speed of 500-1000/kph.

    - Asterioids will likely hit earth 20 times a day.

    - All volcanoes will erupt, and all Earth's crust will move to 666 km wide!

    - 99% Of humans will die. 1% will live!

    - Climate change will be worsen

    Take note, this update will be the end of humans, after another 1 month, another organism will take Incharge earth rather than humans

    ~ The Earth-topia team.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DreadVoidGT View Post
    THE COMMUNISM UPDATE IS HERE!

    Get your Hammer & sickle, and go to the Potato Farm, because you dont have any choice. Or else we'll send you to Gulag.
    Nah..

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    Here is something worth taking notes:
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    The new global warming and more idiot people update are here
    Now there more idiotic people like flate earther, anti vax, and other
    Also global warming are here you now must choose to save the world or destroy it have fun y'all
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