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    Default best joke = wls

    Sup.

    Growtopia needs more laughs/ a place to go to get unstressed.
    Gimme your best jokes/ memes

    Every Saturday I'll choose the best joke that someone has said that week and I'll give them 5wls.

    Original jokes = +2wls (if I can't find them after a quick google search)
    Growtopia related joke = +1wl
    Memes = -1wl (because they are easier to be funny because they have pics hehe)

    Also during the week if a joke really makes me laugh then I'll give you 1-3 wls (depending on the quality of the laugh providing). If this happens it WONT affect the Saturday prize. It will just be given because I thought it deserves something.

    I'm not rich that's why the prizes are pretty bad :/
    But it's not about the prize, it's about the fun.


    The format you reply to this thread:
    -Joke here
    -Your Grow ID and World (with some sort of donation block/box thingie)


    Good luck!
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    Might add more info later when I'm not feeling lazy to type.
    Last edited by Caine; 06-25-2019 at 03:23 PM.
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    man went to a bar with a giraffe. the giraffe fell over. the man was leaving but the bartender said, ”oi, you can't leave that lyin' there." and the man said, ”it's not a lion. it’s a giraffe."

    id: joliet
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    Quote Originally Posted by gaysapiens View Post
    man went to a bar with a giraffe. the giraffe fell over. the man was leaving but the bartender said, ”oi, you can't leave that lyin' there." and the man said, ”it's not a lion. it’s a giraffe."

    id: joliet
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    Lol i litterally made this thread 2 mins ago and it was the best decision I've ever made. This is gonna be good.
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    I told my wife that she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
    she looked suprised.
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    the real joke, will be the Quality of most of the attempts...
    Started from the bottom, now I dug even deeper!

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    The perfect game dosen't exi...
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    Capitalism
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    Indonesians produce a lot of methane, as they release gass often

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    Hello there!

    NOTE: I mainly made this for fun, tons of people already know this "fake noob" meme

    I got a meme for you that i think is pretty funny. Here it is:
    Name:  Growtopia fake noob meme.PNG
Views: 411
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    is this a crappy joke
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    Name:  plox work.png
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    This is a joke plox no ban.

    - - - Updated - - -

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprumble View Post
    Indonesians produce a lot of methane, as they release gass often
    This better win omg
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    An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”

    A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
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    gt support service
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    A scammer finds someone with lots of world locks, the scammer asks the pro to drop some world locks to win devil wings. the scammer trying to be tricky instead of banning the pro, he pulls the pro into a empty room. Not to his notice his devil wings were there. Once the pro drops 1 world lock, the scammer pulls the pro thinking he scammed 1 world lock, while in reality the scammer gave devil wings to the pro. The scammer asks, why did you scam me? the pro answers, "Its because you are so nub, you get scammed in your own scam".

    I Just wrote this off my head, I personally think its somewhat funny, hard to be original.
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    What did the depressed cheese when it was about to die? THAT'S GRATE!

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    Scammer if he dropped his wls in a box: drop all your wls noob or I will kill you
    Guy: haha... are you sure? Look behind you...
    Scammer: *looks*
    Scammer: but theres nothin--
    Guy: *kills him with a psy bunny*
    Guy: who's the noob now?
    Scammer: pls dont take my wls pls ill do anything
    Guy: ok...
    scammer: *takes the wls*
    Scammer: ok what u want?
    Guy: drop your wls...
    Scammer: *drops*
    Guy: you fool, you fell victim to one of the classic blunders
    Guy: leaves
    Scammer:

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    Default rip XD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick_Furry View Post
    An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”

    A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
    This is good HAHAHHAHA
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    I'm just here to say. Hahahaha

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