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    An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”

    A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
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    A scammer finds someone with lots of world locks, the scammer asks the pro to drop some world locks to win devil wings. the scammer trying to be tricky instead of banning the pro, he pulls the pro into a empty room. Not to his notice his devil wings were there. Once the pro drops 1 world lock, the scammer pulls the pro thinking he scammed 1 world lock, while in reality the scammer gave devil wings to the pro. The scammer asks, why did you scam me? the pro answers, "Its because you are so nub, you get scammed in your own scam".

    I Just wrote this off my head, I personally think its somewhat funny, hard to be original.
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    What did the depressed cheese when it was about to die? THAT'S GRATE!

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    Scammer if he dropped his wls in a box: drop all your wls noob or I will kill you
    Guy: haha... are you sure? Look behind you...
    Scammer: *looks*
    Scammer: but theres nothin--
    Guy: *kills him with a psy bunny*
    Guy: who's the noob now?
    Scammer: pls dont take my wls pls ill do anything
    Guy: ok...
    scammer: *takes the wls*
    Scammer: ok what u want?
    Guy: drop your wls...
    Scammer: *drops*
    Guy: you fool, you fell victim to one of the classic blunders
    Guy: leaves
    Scammer:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick_Furry View Post
    An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”

    A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
    This is good HAHAHHAHA
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    I'm just here to say. Hahahaha

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    imagine an crying onion cutting itself

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick_Furry View Post
    An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”

    A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
    AHAHA GOOD one lol

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    Capitalism
    Thats not a joke :/

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    My wife accused me of being immature, I told her to get out from my fort.
    I can't relate. I'm not male and I don't have a husband.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freeds View Post
    I told my wife that she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
    she looked suprised.
    Ditto 10 chars

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eyons View Post
    2 wongs dont make a white

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    I hope this isn't meant to be racist :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprumble View Post
    Indonesians produce a lot of methane, as they release gass often
    This is also kinda racist :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by gustav30103_gt View Post
    I got a meme for you that i think is pretty funny. Here it is:
    Attachment 219848

    Its ok... relateable also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranierz View Post
    is this a crappy joke
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    Yea it is...

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    Got 'em.

    I've never actually had any bad experiences with them though LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwordsGT View Post
    What did the depressed cheese when it was about to die? THAT'S GRATE!

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    baahahhaha
    This one made me laugh

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    So yea... didn't think this thread would actually blow up like this.
    Nice to see loads of active forumers with a good sense of humour. Some with a not so good sense of humour. :/

    Let me say: No racism is allowed. Thx.



    Also here is an example of a A+ joke:

    What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
    An egg-explorer!

    The first time i read that it really cracked me up, some would say it scrambled my brain. That yolke (joke + yolk) was really funny!
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    give gt staff a wl they put a flaming potato for the rollback V plaque
    the truth can be funny like that sometimes

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    So a blind man walks into a bar. The bar was filled with women. The old man later ordered his drink and told the bartender. Hey can I get this on the house if I make you laugh? She said sure. He said Ok. So a blonde women... Before he started the bartender said I am a blonde and so is everyone else in here. You sure you wanna continue with this joke? He said no. The bartender said I thought so. He later responded because you wouldn't understand it.
    In other words blondes are very bright so the old man decided to say it since they are blondes and are not capable of understanding it
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