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    Default best joke = wls

    Sup.

    Growtopia needs more laughs/ a place to go to get unstressed.
    Gimme your best jokes/ memes

    Every Saturday I'll choose the best joke that someone has said that week and I'll give them 5wls.

    Original jokes = +2wls (if I can't find them after a quick google search)
    Growtopia related joke = +1wl
    Memes = -1wl (because they are easier to be funny because they have pics hehe)

    Also during the week if a joke really makes me laugh then I'll give you 1-3 wls (depending on the quality of the laugh providing). If this happens it WONT affect the Saturday prize. It will just be given because I thought it deserves something.

    I'm not rich that's why the prizes are pretty bad :/
    But it's not about the prize, it's about the fun.


    The format you reply to this thread:
    -Joke here
    -Your Grow ID and World (with some sort of donation block/box thingie)


    Good luck!
    -FurtherMaths




    Might add more info later when I'm not feeling lazy to type.
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    man went to a bar with a giraffe. the giraffe fell over. the man was leaving but the bartender said, ”oi, you can't leave that lyin' there." and the man said, ”it's not a lion. it’s a giraffe."

    id: joliet
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    Quote Originally Posted by gaysapiens View Post
    man went to a bar with a giraffe. the giraffe fell over. the man was leaving but the bartender said, ”oi, you can't leave that lyin' there." and the man said, ”it's not a lion. it’s a giraffe."

    id: joliet
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    the real joke, will be the Quality of most of the attempts...
    Started from the bottom, now I dug even deeper!

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    Hello there!

    NOTE: I mainly made this for fun, tons of people already know this "fake noob" meme

    I got a meme for you that i think is pretty funny. Here it is:
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    is this a crappy joke
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    This is a joke plox no ban.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caine View Post
    Sup.

    Growtopia needs more laughs/ a place to go to get unstressed.
    Gimme your best jokes/ memes

    Every Saturday I'll choose the best joke that someone has said that week and I'll give them 5wls.

    Original jokes = +2wls (if I can't find them after a quick google search)
    Growtopia related joke = +1wl
    Memes = -1wl (because they are easier to be funny because they have pics hehe)

    Also during the week if a joke really makes me laugh then I'll give you 1-3 wls (depending on the quality of the laugh providing). If this happens it WONT affect the Saturday prize. It will just be given because I thought it deserves something.

    I'm not rich that's why the prizes are pretty bad :/
    But it's not about the prize, it's about the fun.


    The format you reply to this thread:
    -Joke here
    -Your Grow ID and World (with some sort of donation block/box thingie)


    Good luck!
    -FurtherMaths




    Might add more info later when I'm not feeling lazy to type.
    Id say this is the best way to activate the silent never replying and posting stalkers on forums!
    Stop doing the the things you are doing.
    Start doing the things you have never done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NutNut View Post
    Id say this is the best way to activate the silent never replying and posting stalkers on forums!
    Is that good or bad?

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    Ed is single
    Because Sheeran away
    I don't get it...

    (BTW I know who Ed Sheeran is but i don't get it...)
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    Since someone miss type his beach blast today Im just gonna leave this thing on here

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    All of you, and only one of me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caine View Post
    I don't get it...

    (BTW I know who Ed Sheeran is but i don't get it...)
    Ed(Sheeran) is single because SHE RAN away
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caine View Post
    Sup.

    Growtopia needs more laughs/ a place to go to get unstressed.
    Gimme your best jokes/ memes

    Every Saturday I'll choose the best joke that someone has said that week and I'll give them 5wls.

    Original jokes = +2wls (if I can't find them after a quick google search)
    Growtopia related joke = +1wl
    Memes = -1wl (because they are easier to be funny because they have pics hehe)

    Also during the week if a joke really makes me laugh then I'll give you 1-3 wls (depending on the quality of the laugh providing). If this happens it WONT affect the Saturday prize. It will just be given because I thought it deserves something.

    I'm not rich that's why the prizes are pretty bad :/
    But it's not about the prize, it's about the fun.


    The format you reply to this thread:
    -Joke here
    -Your Grow ID and World (with some sort of donation block/box thingie)


    Good luck!
    -FurtherMaths




    Might add more info later when I'm not feeling lazy to type.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caine View Post
    Sup.

    Growtopia needs more laughs/ a place to go to get unstressed.
    Gimme your best jokes/ memes

    Every Saturday I'll choose the best joke that someone has said that week and I'll give them 5wls.

    Original jokes = +2wls (if I can't find them after a quick google search)
    Growtopia related joke = +1wl
    Memes = -1wl (because they are easier to be funny because they have pics hehe)

    Also during the week if a joke really makes me laugh then I'll give you 1-3 wls (depending on the quality of the laugh providing). If this happens it WONT affect the Saturday prize. It will just be given because I thought it deserves something.

    I'm not rich that's why the prizes are pretty bad :/
    But it's not about the prize, it's about the fun.


    The format you reply to this thread:
    -Joke here
    -Your Grow ID and World (with some sort of donation block/box thingie)


    Good luck!
    -FurtherMaths




    Might add more info later when I'm not feeling lazy to type.
    K so this one is a bit "mean" for 2019 but it is funny. It also isn't bannable. It's also a long one.

    Ok so there are 3 kids and a mother.
    First kid is named Feather.
    Feather says to his mother, "Mother, why is my name Feather?"
    Mother looks him in the eye and says "Because sweety, there was a feather that fell on your head when you were born."
    Next child comes in.
    His name is Raindrop
    Raindrop looks Mother in the eyes and says "Mother, why is my name Raindrop?"
    Mother replies "Because sweety, there was a Raindrop on your head when you were born."
    Now for the last kid
    he enters
    his name...
    his name...
    is...
    his name is brick...
    brick says to mother "duah duh duahdh duahh dueh "
    mother says "yes"

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    Reporter: Holy cow...
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    Reporter: Isn't that hostile?
    Abdul: Horse style, doggy style, wheelbarrow style, yes yes
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    the only joke here is my life
    press f to pay respects

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJPMcG View Post
    K so this one is a bit "mean" for 2019 but it is funny. It also isn't bannable. It's also a long one.

    Ok so there are 3 kids and a mother.
    First kid is named Feather.
    Feather says to his mother, "Mother, why is my name Feather?"
    Mother looks him in the eye and says "Because sweety, there was a feather that fell on your head when you were born."
    Next child comes in.
    His name is Raindrop
    Raindrop looks Mother in the eyes and says "Mother, why is my name Raindrop?"
    Mother replies "Because sweety, there was a Raindrop on your head when you were born."
    Now for the last kid
    he enters
    his name...
    his name...
    is...
    his name is brick...
    brick says to mother "duah duh duahdh duahh dueh "
    mother says "yes"

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    oml you're crazy

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    press f to pay respects
    K i have another joke... Also a long one. More clean too

    K so there are these 3 men from 3 different countries on a space station.
    One is from the united states, one is from russia, and one is from... stupid town
    k so the guy from the united states says "we are the best! we were the first to fly to the moon!"
    then the dude from russia says "No we are the best! we were the first to space!"
    then the dude from stupid town says "No we will be the best! we are going to be the first to the sun!!!"
    so the united states dude and russia dude are hella confused now.

    they both say "boi you cant fly to the sun! You'll burn yourself alive!!!"
    then stupid town says "oH wE hAvE a PlAn! We ArE gOnNa Do It At NiGhT!"
    Howdy

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