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    imagine an crying onion cutting itself

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick_Furry View Post
    An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”

    A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
    AHAHA GOOD one lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by DreadVoidGT View Post
    Capitalism
    Thats not a joke :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by HugeLock View Post
    My wife accused me of being immature, I told her to get out from my fort.
    I can't relate. I'm not male and I don't have a husband.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freeds View Post
    I told my wife that she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
    she looked suprised.
    Ditto 10 chars

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eyons View Post
    2 wongs dont make a white

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    I hope this isn't meant to be racist :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprumble View Post
    Indonesians produce a lot of methane, as they release gass often
    This is also kinda racist :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by gustav30103_gt View Post
    I got a meme for you that i think is pretty funny. Here it is:
    Attachment 219848

    Its ok... relateable also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranierz View Post
    is this a crappy joke
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    Yea it is...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iamroi View Post
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    Got 'em.

    I've never actually had any bad experiences with them though LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwordsGT View Post
    What did the depressed cheese when it was about to die? THAT'S GRATE!

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    baahahhaha
    This one made me laugh

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    So yea... didn't think this thread would actually blow up like this.
    Nice to see loads of active forumers with a good sense of humour. Some with a not so good sense of humour. :/

    Let me say: No racism is allowed. Thx.



    Also here is an example of a A+ joke:

    What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
    An egg-explorer!

    The first time i read that it really cracked me up, some would say it scrambled my brain. That yolke (joke + yolk) was really funny!
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    give gt staff a wl they put a flaming potato for the rollback V plaque
    the truth can be funny like that sometimes
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    So a blind man walks into a bar. The bar was filled with women. The old man later ordered his drink and told the bartender. Hey can I get this on the house if I make you laugh? She said sure. He said Ok. So a blonde women... Before he started the bartender said I am a blonde and so is everyone else in here. You sure you wanna continue with this joke? He said no. The bartender said I thought so. He later responded because you wouldn't understand it.
    In other words blondes are very bright so the old man decided to say it since they are blondes and are not capable of understanding it
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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidDoesPBG View Post
    the real joke, will be the Quality of most of the attempts...
    we got the winner, right here
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    hehe​​​​​​


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    The moderators.
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    Red face

    I got a really funny joke but i am still working on it

    KEEP IT CHILL!!!
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    rOsEs aRe rEd
    vIolEts aRe bLue
    Haha you fool.
    You have activated my trap card.

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    Very lame am I right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProbablyFury View Post
    rOsEs aRe rEd
    vIolEts aRe bLue
    Haha you fool.
    You have activated my trap card.

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    Very lame am I right.
    ... It doesn't even rhyme. It was funny because it wasn't funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GRRM View Post
    The moderators.
    Are they a joke though?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryanx99 View Post
    give gt staff a wl they put a flaming potato for the rollback V plaque
    the truth can be funny like that sometimes
    Yea.. i never understood why it went from sad faces to flaming potatoes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caine View Post
    This is also kinda racist :/
    Well, I also made a joke about procrastination, but I'll post that later

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    High five
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    Too slow!

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    I'm gonna have to put in a request for new emojis. I need my roflmao emoji.

    So many of these are soooo good! I read them to some of the other people on the Canadian Team and they got a good laugh.

    Please keep things positive, and stay away from Racial humor. Also, keep politics & religion out as well.

    What did the depressed cheese when it was about to die? THAT'S GRATE!
    ^ this one wins for me ;3

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    Dentist: this will hurt a little.


    Patient: ok


    Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now.
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    Who the hex deleted my joke

    ANGERRRYYYYYYY

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    Quote Originally Posted by HugeLock View Post
    Dentist: this will hurt a little.


    Patient: ok


    Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now.
    That one made me laugh XD

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    Someone stole money from Thomas the tank engine
    Thomas saw the thief run across the road, but why did Thomas the tank engine not cross the road?





    So he could track him down instead
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    wHAT bLOCK iN groWTOpiA iS a FoOD??

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