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    Why is spiderman far from home? Cuz anabelle comes home

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    Default My turn hope I win( avengers related)

    Voldemort: I am the most evil guy who is bald
    Thanos: Hold my beer(gives it to gamora)
    (Thanos kills Voldemort)
    Thanos: give my beer
    (Gets half glass of beer)
    Gamora: perfectly balanced as things should be

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    Voldemort: I am the only bad guy with a bald head
    Thanos: hold my beer
    (Gives it to Gamora)
    (Turns Voldemort to dust)
    Thanos: give my beer
    (Received half glass)
    Gamora: perfectly balanced as things should be

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rydra View Post
    Why is spiderman far from home? Cuz anabelle comes home

    Got it from a friend
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    Voldemort: I am the only bad guy with a bald head
    Thanos: hold my beer
    (Gives it to Gamora)
    (Turns Voldemort to dust)
    Thanos: give my beer
    (Received half glass)
    Gamora: perfectly balanced as things should be
    HAhah thats a good one

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    this is very much not original, but it is the best i can think of.

    "One day, there was a fish in a river watching a fly. The fish was thinking to itself: If that fly drops by 6 inches, i'll be able to catch it, and ill have myself a really good meal.

    watching the fish was a bear, and the bear was thinking: If that fish leaves the water to eat the fly, i'll be able to grab the fish, and ill have myself a really good meal.

    watching the fish was a hunter. the hunter thought: If that bears gets distracted by the fish, ill be able to shoot the bear, and have myself a really good meal.

    watching the sandwich in the hunters hand was a mouse. the mouse thought: if that hunter drops the sandwich to go after the bear, he'll drop the sandwich, then ill have a really good meal.

    watching the mouse was a cat, and the cat thought: If that mouse gets distracted by the sandwich, ill be able to leap onto the mouse, and ill have myself a really good meal.

    then it happened: the fly dropped by 6 inches, the fish grabbed the fly, the bear grabbed the fish, the hunter shot the bear and dropped the sandwich, the mouse leapt onto the sandwich, and the cat leapt to grab the mouse, but it went wrong. the cat went flying into the river.

    and the moral of the story is that if a fly ever drops by 6 inches, a ***** is bound to get wet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhysasaur View Post
    this is very much not original, but it is the best i can think of.

    "One day, there was a fish in a river watching a fly. The fish was thinking to itself: If that fly drops by 6 inches, i'll be able to catch it, and ill have myself a really good meal.

    watching the fish was a bear, and the bear was thinking: If that fish leaves the water to eat the fly, i'll be able to grab the fish, and ill have myself a really good meal.

    watching the fish was a hunter. the hunter thought: If that bears gets distracted by the fish, ill be able to shoot the bear, and have myself a really good meal.

    watching the sandwich in the hunters hand was a mouse. the mouse thought: if that hunter drops the sandwich to go after the bear, he'll drop the sandwich, then ill have a really good meal.

    watching the mouse was a cat, and the cat thought: If that mouse gets distracted by the sandwich, ill be able to leap onto the mouse, and ill have myself a really good meal.

    then it happened: the fly dropped by 6 inches, the fish grabbed the fly, the bear grabbed the fish, the hunter shot the bear and dropped the sandwich, the mouse leapt onto the sandwich, and the cat leapt to grab the mouse, but it went wrong. the cat went flying into the river.

    and the moral of the story is that if a fly ever drops by 6 inches, a ***** is bound to get wet.

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    Made me laugh though
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    Reporter: You are lucky sir! You just won the random street lottery! May we interview you?
    Man: Sure.
    Reporter: Name?
    Man: Abdul Ra-Zhim.
    Reporter: Sex?
    Abdul: 3 to 9 times a week.
    Reporter: No no, I mean male or female?
    Abdul: Yes yes Male, Female. Sometimes camel.
    Reporter: Holy cow...
    Abdul: Right right, cow. Also lamb, goat...
    Reporter: Isn't that hostile?
    Abdul: Horse style, doggy style, wheelbarrow style, yes yes
    Reporter: Oh dear...
    Abdul: No deer run away too fast, hard to catch

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    Quote Originally Posted by zLordFlameZ View Post
    Reporter: You are lucky sir! You just won the random street lottery! May we interview you?
    Man: Sure.
    Reporter: Name?
    Man: Abdul Ra-Zhim.
    Reporter: Sex?
    Abdul: 3 to 9 times a week.
    Reporter: No no, I mean male or female?
    Abdul: Yes yes Male, Female. Sometimes camel.
    Reporter: Holy cow...
    Abdul: Right right, cow. Also lamb, goat...
    Reporter: Isn't that hostile?
    Abdul: Horse style, doggy style, wheelbarrow style, yes yes
    Reporter: Oh dear...
    Abdul: No deer run away too fast, hard to catch

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    Lets stop with the dirty jokes. They are funny but there are kids on this forum. Think about the 10 year olds wanting to read a funny joke and they read this instead. :/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caine View Post
    Lets stop with the dirty jokes. They are funny but there are kids on this forum. Think about the 10 year olds wanting to read a funny joke and they read this instead. :/
    Growtopia is pg 12, 10 year olds should not be playing this game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zLordFlameZ View Post
    Growtopia is pg 12, 10 year olds should not be playing this game.
    Good point. Continue then.
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    Peeps: Let's storm Area 51 on September 20
    Area 51: cmon bois u heard the man let's get packing
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    Vitamin C is spanish for Vitamin Yes
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    the only joke here is my life
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    yes. lololololol

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    Person A: Knock Knock
    Person B: Come in

    A: C'mon, just go with the flow,ya bum.
    B:Fine.

    A:Knock Knock
    B:Who's there?
    A:Olive
    B: Oh, I was expecting you,come in!

    A:Wow. Again. Seriously.
    B:Fine.

    A:Knock Knock
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    A: Olive
    B:Olive who?
    A: Olive you,do you love me too?
    B:No, I'm allergic to them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caine View Post
    Sup.

    Growtopia needs more laughs/ a place to go to get unstressed.
    Gimme your best jokes/ memes

    Every Saturday I'll choose the best joke that someone has said that week and I'll give them 5wls.

    Original jokes = +2wls (if I can't find them after a quick google search)
    Growtopia related joke = +1wl
    Memes = -1wl (because they are easier to be funny because they have pics hehe)

    Also during the week if a joke really makes me laugh then I'll give you 1-3 wls (depending on the quality of the laugh providing). If this happens it WONT affect the Saturday prize. It will just be given because I thought it deserves something.

    I'm not rich that's why the prizes are pretty bad :/
    But it's not about the prize, it's about the fun.


    The format you reply to this thread:
    -Joke here
    -Your Grow ID and World (with some sort of donation block/box thingie)


    Good luck!
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    Might add more info later when I'm not feeling lazy to type.
    K so this one is a bit "mean" for 2019 but it is funny. It also isn't bannable. It's also a long one.

    Ok so there are 3 kids and a mother.
    First kid is named Feather.
    Feather says to his mother, "Mother, why is my name Feather?"
    Mother looks him in the eye and says "Because sweety, there was a feather that fell on your head when you were born."
    Next child comes in.
    His name is Raindrop
    Raindrop looks Mother in the eyes and says "Mother, why is my name Raindrop?"
    Mother replies "Because sweety, there was a Raindrop on your head when you were born."
    Now for the last kid
    he enters
    his name...
    his name...
    is...
    his name is brick...
    brick says to mother "duah duh duahdh duahh dueh "
    mother says "yes"

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    Quote Originally Posted by zLordFlameZ View Post
    Reporter: You are lucky sir! You just won the random street lottery! May we interview you?
    Man: Sure.
    Reporter: Name?
    Man: Abdul Ra-Zhim.
    Reporter: Sex?
    Abdul: 3 to 9 times a week.
    Reporter: No no, I mean male or female?
    Abdul: Yes yes Male, Female. Sometimes camel.
    Reporter: Holy cow...
    Abdul: Right right, cow. Also lamb, goat...
    Reporter: Isn't that hostile?
    Abdul: Horse style, doggy style, wheelbarrow style, yes yes
    Reporter: Oh dear...
    Abdul: No deer run away too fast, hard to catch

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJPMcG View Post
    K so this one is a bit "mean" for 2019 but it is funny. It also isn't bannable. It's also a long one.

    Ok so there are 3 kids and a mother.
    First kid is named Feather.
    Feather says to his mother, "Mother, why is my name Feather?"
    Mother looks him in the eye and says "Because sweety, there was a feather that fell on your head when you were born."
    Next child comes in.
    His name is Raindrop
    Raindrop looks Mother in the eyes and says "Mother, why is my name Raindrop?"
    Mother replies "Because sweety, there was a Raindrop on your head when you were born."
    Now for the last kid
    he enters
    his name...
    his name...
    is...
    his name is brick...
    brick says to mother "duah duh duahdh duahh dueh "
    mother says "yes"

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    oml you're crazy

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    K i have another joke... Also a long one. More clean too

    K so there are these 3 men from 3 different countries on a space station.
    One is from the united states, one is from russia, and one is from... stupid town
    k so the guy from the united states says "we are the best! we were the first to fly to the moon!"
    then the dude from russia says "No we are the best! we were the first to space!"
    then the dude from stupid town says "No we will be the best! we are going to be the first to the sun!!!"
    so the united states dude and russia dude are hella confused now.

    they both say "boi you cant fly to the sun! You'll burn yourself alive!!!"
    then stupid town says "oH wE hAvE a PlAn! We ArE gOnNa Do It At NiGhT!"
    Howdy

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    Default Mi Best Joke As Im Banned xD

    I have a few


    You walk in a bar you see a cute girl (say im a man)
    You Talk To The Cute Girl (Say Im A Man)
    You Take Her Home (Say Im A Man)
    You Get In Bed (Say Im A Man)
    She Whispers in your Ear IM A MAN!!

    Im not gonna say the rest becuz they are not family friendly.

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    I have a few


    You walk in a bar you see a cute girl (say im a man)
    You Talk To The Cute Girl (Say Im A Man)
    You Take Her Home (Say Im A Man)
    You Get In Bed (Say Im A Man)
    She Whispers in your Ear IM A MAN!!

    Im not gonna say the rest becuz they are not family friendly.
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