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    Default LOLCat Translation: KittehRei vs ExeCatie

    Oh hai. Iz ear 2 tousan an 30 an 8 & of aftar Casinesian Sivil War. Nao Casinesian Sivil War iz Urf War 3 infeniti war aditien w/ all clays snappinz fingur & vaparisez 1/2 of otehr clay. Is of vary messi & KittehRei (iz boi nao btw) iz vary happi him b in Aboo Dabee, a vary gud saf plas in teh midl of nuffin.
    Rite nao KittehRei gulpz dawn beer thingi laik a strenj kitteh & thar got evilz blacc marcatz in teh bacc sellingz drogs > tehy vary bad. worse tehn basement kitteh.

    Tehn, bar döör opan & very diabetis gurl walkz in. Her nockz dawn 1/2 of teh bar wull hwile wentingz in as her vary diabetis & unhalti > her cud us sum ubamacar.
    "KittehRei" sed gurl & KittehRei cutz she dawn.
    "Wukwukwuk nu am nut goingz w/ u pr0" sed KittehRei. Him knowz dis gurl's URL iz ExeCatie.com
    ExeCatie lukz @ KittehRei an sed "u idot, am nut tryingz 2 konvins u 2 joinz Pootatosoft agen. Dis iz a isue abaut ceiling chomp* an clickbae-"
    "wukwukwuk tehy hav nu does wif mi" repliz KittehRei, "stup du dis o mi wukwukwuk u"
    ExeCatie vary frastreted > her iz nid tall KittehRei sumting vary impotent bat KittehRei nu haer > wat will ExeCatie does??????

    "u anoiz mi 4 teh las tiem!" shoutz ExeCatie her vary aengri nao. "u will listn 2 mi! ai will nut hestat 2 fightz u!"
    KittehRei @ dis poin impetian su him grebz kitteh teil & sed "wukwukwuk" an kitteh neko loly fli aut of teil & scrathz ExeCatie leik an scrathezpost excass fat bat /fp it nu wurk as ExeCatie haz su mach fat taht iven a vroom vroom kan ranz in2 she & her feelz nuffin.
    "Dats it!" shaut ExeCatie an her thruw ap riht on KittehRei dat vary disgasting ExeCatie nid 2 aplogaise 2 KittehRei nao >
    KIttehRei vary disgased an him sed "neko neko" & ageliti an attek gu ap.
    ExeCatie seez KittehRei usez neko abeliti baff su w/ karful tot ExeCatie sed "1st Seen - SHINIES!" ExeCatie shin braiht an KittehRei fallz on graun shekinz wif preasere.
    KittehRei, dawn, tri maek abeliti usez bat him nu abl 2 & him haz nu chois bat tink of Magen Fox becus him laik Magen Fox vary muach ))
    ExeCatie usez abeliti agen an sed "5th Seen: Rath!" & KittehRei getz demage by rad lesar oof
    KittehRei gots beck ap agen & sed "Nyah Nyah" an gian kitteh paw apears & heet ExeCatie OOOOOOOOOOOF :OOOO ExeCatie getz rekt an her hitz hed & ExeCatie gots ap an sed "Dis iz a weste of tiem! Lat mi and dis... Arkeic Danec: REEEEEEEEETUEL OF TEH 7 SEENS!"
    Gint setanik simbol apear on flor & KittehRei vary koncrnd & him saden cringe REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE wen him sea ExeCatie atamp 2 danec /fp an ExeCatie heatz KittehRei w/ big spall & KittehRei neerli gots rekt!
    KittehRei sed "wukwukwuk owo uwu neko neko u nut beet mi dis tiem!" an him use spall taht fobiden an it instenli rekt ExeCatie! SUPAAAAAAA EFEKTIVVVVVVVVVVVVV!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!!
    ExeCatie gets rekt (( & den sadenli KITTEHMAN (kittehrei's boi) walkz in!
    "KittehMan boi pr0!" sed KittehRei!
    "M0m?" ripli KittehMan, "Wai ar u fihtinz ExeCatie?"
    "It of d4d nao KittehMan nut m0m ai tall u meny tiem stup callz mi m0m!" riplai KittehRei, vary engri.
    "Sorri, bat ull olwais b teh mater whu geiv berf 2 mi!"
    Tehn sadenli Demundööm momi walkz in. ExeCatie gat ap & dey all luk in aye of KittehRei.
    "Wat gu on srsly?" askz KittehRei, worid.
    "KittehRei" sed Demundööm momi as her lookz into sun KittehRei's ayes.
    "Wat iz it momi owo neko neko" ripli KittehRei
    "ai can haz konfesion 2 maek, it of vari impoten sikret wukwukwuk" ripli Demundööm wile her shakez & criz
    KittehRei vary shok. He momi cant haz sikret!!1 momi nevur can haz sikret!
    "Ur url nut and wif .my" sed Demundööm, "ur url and wif .id"
    "OMCC**" sed KittehRei. Him stertz criinz an ExeCatie pet he on becc. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!!!1111!!!!!
    "Wai url me kittehrei.id srsly??? does all indo kitteh have kitteh ear & kitteh tail laik mi???"
    "nu," riplai Demundööm. "ure fether iz of kitteh. meh pat catto."
    "aive alwes non taht mah biolojikal papa wuz a catto, u kno," ad KittehMan.
    KittehRei lokz at sun, & sed "omcc srsly u fain mi sikret!!1!111!!!!!"
    Demundööm sed "wukwukwuk nao taht sikret of aut of weh, of tiem 4 ExeCatie 2 sed impotnt prophecy."
    ExeCatie walkz 2 KittehRei an sed, "Tehre wuz a profeci maed bai ceiling K1tch aftar him haz ligma aftar a dicen amaun of bir."
    KittehRei luk et ExeCatie & sed "y k1tch maek profeci w/ alkohal??? ceiling kitteh no doez taht!"
    ExeCatie ripli "Wall, K1tchs profesies *simd* insen @ 1st, leik teh whol deel w/ teh Casinesian Sivil War... bat him tornd aut 2 b 1 handrd% akurat w/ evrythin him predect. ai thinkz dis 1 iz oso lejitimet."
    "Sed it owo neko neko wukwukwukwukwuk" ripli KittehRei.
    "Oke... su teh profesi go leik dis: Teh 1 wif teh powah 2 pwns teh Ambodemen of Ivel & 1/2 of Hax0rland, iz teh dohter tornd sun of teh mail torned femail and a kitteh, whu livs in Aboo Dhabee. srsly"
    KittehRei shockz!!! Hao kan him b 1 2 pwn Ambudimen of Ivel an 1/2 of Haxorland??? Wat doez dis maen 2?? srsly?????
    ExeCatie luk @ KittehRei w/ sed smiel & sed, "Tiem iz limetd! u nid 2 hed 2 Casinesia rite aweh. c u @ teh aport 2moro! kthxbai!"
    Wif wev, ExeCatie torn bacc & walkz aweh liek lusr > Momi Demundööm & KittehMan du sem, leaf KittehRei all alon (( so sad

    kthxbai!!

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    I tried my best to read everything...


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