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    Default LOLCat translation: Teh Casinesian Sivel War

    Oh hai. Wuz teh ear 2 tousan an 20. Teh clay of Casinesia wuz crumblingz undar teh currentz rool, & teh citizens was pwnz by fair mountainz, cunami, an urfquaek, whih less tehir kittehs count. Paverti & femene was of rampantz, & all hop seemz lostz 4 teh most kitteh count of Casinesia.

    In 4rd month of 20 an 20, one kitteh risen up. He URL cirot.com.id, an rise 2 powerz wif teh influnc of BUYSHINIES & him gridi & usles famileh, hus url wuz tund0.com.id & cirota.com.id. Use teh profitz him maded frum sound mufflings teh mein wurld 4 tradings shinies, alongs w/ him mountainz of shinies buyed by he & him admins buyed frum blacc markets, him brokez thru teh gate of teh Casenisian Gahmen Base & kild all teh gahmen kittehs.

    10+2 ears later. Chirat & him famileh formz teh BUYSHINIES piramid skeem, forces peeps 2 bought adminsheep 2 sey, & all teh kittehs was forces 2 b silenc ander teh Sound Muffled* clay of Casinesia. Mor evils tehn basmen kitteh. Teh noice levelz of teh clay dropz 2 nuffin. Nu mor “wukwukwuk”s can b hearz in teh strits of Belly. No puppis borkz wile tehy was biing oofd for doggeh meat. EWWWWWWW. All cheezburgerz and supplys was selled 2 teh kittehs, whu cant sey out wat tehy was buyz as teh rests starvez ander teh amaun of cheezburgers tehy was ablez 2 buyz.

    Butt, hopez is not yet lost. Chirat, usings his muny frum sold dilucks in blacc marketz alongs wif him powah & influanc, plzez teh Urfs to not pwnz Casinesia. Insted, him sed, tehy are pwning Africa. Wile Chirat & him famileh pwns the clay. Casinesia growz es a superpowaaaaaaaaah bicos Chirat wuz too REEEEEEEEch 2 b oofd. Wehn good kittehs tryings 2 pwn he, him use dilucks** 2 revivez himself. OMG HAPPY KITTEH*** SHULD LERN TAHT!!11!1!!1!!!. Chirat sed “n00b pwnd” an hammerz him killurz.
    All stuffz changez wehn scary chompy ting frum teh ceiling showz up.

    dislaik bing an casinesian, ceiling chomp usez his 2 hundrd iq lolcat speek & destroy all “wukwukwuk” insid he. Him wantz 2 tak over the Foramz Growings On Utopian Clay wif him mantal ilnass calld Chompchompism. Him SUCCessfuli buidz ap an armi komposd of scary chomp chomps, & him influanc spred thruaut teh antire urf. Sun, abaut 1 aut of 5 peeps in teh urfs were a chomp. Butt taht wuz nut enaf. Ceiling chomp knowz taht mos of teh Krotopian kittehs wuz concntreted in Casinesia, su in ordur 2 komplitly taek ovar teh gaem, him haz 2 taek ovur Casinesia. tehn ceiling chomp noticed taht Chirat’s richness wuz incrising!!1!1!!1!1!1!, an sun, thar wuz 0 stopz he. ceiling chomp haz 2 act nao.

    Ceiling chomp callz on him antire armi of 2 hundrd iq lolcat speek kitteh, an tehy preperd tehir batl plens in Catto Likings Land****, useing kitteh anim as tehir sorc of infenait powah. butt all of teh chomp's muny kombind wuz nut enuf 2 metch Chirat’s infinite influence, so teh chomps needingz an alli.

    Suome Clickbaet Boi***** wuz teh teribl Casitopian JewToobr, knuwn as teh Kings of Lolcat Speek. Him oso heppend 2 b 1/2 of Hax0rland, as reevild by he wehn him sed taht him wuz “1/2 waerin nonla kitteh & 1/2 haxorz.” He heared of ceiling chomp troubles, tehn him orderz him antire ceiling fan base, whih konssted of 3/5 of teh urf’s kitteh count, 2 b chompies.

    Ceiling chomp haz him munies 2 act, su wif teh powah of his cumplx lolcat wurds, him usd buyed urls 2 trnsprtz him antire armi 2 Casinesia. Tehir meows was su laud taht it shatrd teh spich wall taht teh Sound Muffler haz, an eftur 10+2 ears, teh kitteh of Casinesia wuz abl 2 lolspeek. YAAAAYYYYYYY!!!111!!1!!!

    Chirat, @ dis poin, wuz nurves. Teh antair clay, nao raelisinz tehir seviur, tornd agens teh BUYSHINIES arestokraci, an 2gather, dey pwnd BUYSHINIES & Chirat hesalf. Aut of faer, him triz wurld bening cieling chomp, bat 2 nu avel, as ceiling chomp usez he antair armi muny 2 sed “wukwukwuk”, wich kosed Chirat 2 chok. Chirat revivz w/ him dilucks, bat ceiling chomp kountrd Chirat’s atacc w/ chompchompism, wich distroied teh antair BUYSHINIEZ arestokraci.

    “& nao, srsly,” sed ceiling chomp, abav him antair armi an nao clay, “Teh antair wurld shell bow dawn 2 LOLCAT SPEEK! SPREDZ CHOMPCHOMPISM!”

    Teh vois wuz hurd around teh urfs. Teh Unaited Clayz, sensinz dangur, diklared war on ceiling chomp. ceiling chomp, raelisinz taht him haed oponuntz, alaid heself w/ Norf Diarrhorea, CHINA, & Catto likingz lend 2 stert teh altimet chompchompism movmen an nuklae war.

    Dis, wuz teh Casinesian Sivel War taht askelated in2 Urfs War thREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
    KittehRei watchd teh niws in shokz. Him m0thr, Demundööm, haz sant he a mesaje abaut hao him had 2 eskap Casinesia.

    KittehRei wuz nao a boi, havinz gotn a gandr chenj aftur him faitful ankauntr w/ Nenkat. Him shruged ¯\_₍⸍⸌̣ʷ̣̫⸍̣⸌₎_/¯. Teh war wuz nune of he bisnes. Him livz in Aboo Dhabee, him haz moar tings 2 wori abaut.
    Hao rong him would b! kthxbai!

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    Last edited by BuffaloBom; 07-13-2019 at 01:45 AM.

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    <XTranslator> Unable to successfully translate text.
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    Error 108 : Unable to detect context.

    Origin Language : (Autodetect) LOLCATZ
    Translated language : English

    Quote Originally Posted by XTranslator
    Oh hi. Was the year two thousand and 20. The country of Casinesia [fic. place] was crumbling under the current rule, & the citizens was /?/powned/?/ by fair mountains, tsunamis, and earthquakes, with less /!/tehir/!/ kittens count. Poverty & famine was of /?/rampage/?/, & all hope seems lost for the most /?/kitten count/?/ of Casinesia [fic. place]

    In 4rd month of 2020, one kitten rises up, /!/He URL/!/ cirot.co.id [web address], and rise to power with the influence of /?/BUY SHINIES/?/ & his greedy & useless family, /?/has url was/?/ tund0.co.id [web address] & cirota.co.id [web address]. Use/?/d/?/ the profit he made from sound muffling the main world for trading shinies, along w/ his mountain of shinies /?/obtained/?/ by him & his admins bought from black markets, he broke through the gate of the Casenisian Gahmen [fic. place] & killed oll of the Gahmen [name] kittens.

    10+2 years later. Cirot [name] & his family formed the /?/BUY SHINIES/?/ pyramid scheme, forcing people to buy Adminship to say, & all the kittens was forced to be silence under the Sound Muffler Clay of Casinesia [fic. place]. More evil /!/tehn basmen/!/ kitten. The nice levels of the clay drops 2 /!/nuffin/!/. No more "wukwukwuk"s [sic] can be heard in the streets of Britain. No puppies barking while they was beeing /!/oofd/!/ for dog meat. EWWWWWWW. [sic] All cheeseburgers and supplies was sold to the kittens, who can't say out what they were buying as the rest starves under the amount of cheeseburgers they were able to buy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astigmatisme View Post
    <XTranslator> Unable to successfully translate text.
    Stopped at 40% [PARA:4 LINE:19 WORD:1]
    Error 108 : Unable to detect context.

    Origin Language : (Autodetect) LOLCATZ
    Translated language : English




    think like an internet cat living around 2008 to understand it
    Last edited by BuffaloBom; 07-15-2019 at 03:23 AM.

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