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    Default KittehRei getz teh THICCnos glofs

    Oh hai. letz kontinu frum teh KittehRei an clickbaet boi fiht.

    suome clickbaet boi atacc KittehRei aeftr KittehMan kamekazi plaen in2 ceiling chomp an maek he supuku aftur dishonuor famileh w/ WUKWUKWUK! tehn him revivd. Nao taht kittehrei joind chompchompism aftur ceiling chomp revivd, herez 1/2 Hax0rland!
    "WUKWUKWUK" shaut clickbaet boi n Lolcat powah aktivet in clickbait boi hart an him goez SUPAH NAIYAN!!!! WUKWUKWUK!!!
    kittehRei in truble nao, wat him doez??? KittehRei use forbidn powah: Pragnent, & tehn him growz wing! KittehRei flai in spaes, aut of etmosfere, as Supah Naiyan clickbaet boi chaez!
    KittehRei kolide w/ möön, an faind on graun: THICCCCCCCCCNOS GLOOOOOOOOOFS! OMGWTFBBQ!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!! Jas what need him! Him putz on teh glofs an clickbaet boi whu Supah Naiyan usez Altra Instink Aneme Powah & fier lasur baem @ KittehRei!
    KittehRei dodj wile saerch 4 Infineti Stoen. Glovs rite nao haz 1 stoen, & it of Spaec Stoen!
    KittehRei tehn fli 2 teh hot bal on ski wile clickbaet boi chaes. Him atacc mani tiem, bat KittehRei dodj /fp clickbaet boi badder tahn baesmunt kitteh. KittehRei can haz idae: if fli 2 big hot bal, mayb clickbaet boi kollaid an melt :O it of 2 hundrd aikew streteji an KittehRei kno!
    Tehn MAIND STOEN apaer in KittehRei hadn! Wao, KittehRei nao haz TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Infeniti Stoen! Tehre mast moar b in Wukwukwuk spaec.
    Atacc tehn mis KIttehRei vary narow su KittehRei atacc bacc by pooling tail an sed "wukwukwuk" & tini neko loli fli aut an skrach clickbaet boi, alow KittehRei escaep!
    clickbait boi atacc neko loli & it comed off neko loli nao DED! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!!!111!!!
    Tehn KittehRei doez him speshul 2 hundrd aikew streteji an it nu wurk /fp clickbaet boi fli ARAUN sun wukwukwuk & mis!
    KittehRei den fli 2 Jewpiter 4 aidea! Raelity iz, Jewpiter haz nuffin bat raelity! KittehRei fp an seez RAELITY STOEN! KittehRei hapi & atach 2 glofs! him nao haz THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOENZ!!!1111!!!!!!!
    KittehRei fli to Urbutt & seez TIEM STOEN on it! Wao! KittehRei atach 2 glofs again. nao him haz FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR STOENS wile clickbaet boi atacc. It hitz KittehRei & damaj he > tehn KittehRei usez PLOTZ POWAH an atacc clickbaet boi & hitz! clickbaet boi mad, tehn notiec: KittehRei haz glofs, an PLOTZ POWAH gib KittehRei POWAH STOEN! him nao haz FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIF STOENS!1111!!!!!!!
    KittehRei nao misingz Sool Stoen! Wat him doez 2 get??? Tehn him thinkz... 2 gat Sool Stoen, him nid kil luv! Him nidz oof Demundööm momi!
    /fp him raeliez, tehre b8r wae!
    KittehRei tehn kompleet biwikli sool kuest an getz Sool Stoen frum Krazi Jem! Him nao haz SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIKS STOEN!!!11!!!!!!
    KittehRei nao asembl kompleet teh THICCNOS GLOFS!!111111!!!!!!!! OMGWTFBBQ!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!! Wat him du???
    KittehRei snepz fingur, & 1/2 of Hax0rand disapaer!
    Bat, wat clickbaet boi stil doez tehre? An him raeliez: Him kil wrongz 1/2 Hax0rland! B4 KittehRei du Ctrl+Z, clickbait boi atacc KittehRei hed & injurd he!
    Wukwukwuk KittehRei injurd nao, an it vary sed clickbaet boi taek teh THICCNOS GLOFS, & him supah opee D: an KittehRei kanot stup!
    Tehn Powah 2 mach 4 clickbaet boi and he IMPLODE! thiccnos glofs sack in w/ clickbaet boi in2 1 big mass... an it turnz in2 unstopabl fors!!!111!!!!! clickbaet boi goez insaen & startz modifi teh urfs and stuffs leik cieling cat 2 destroy! Plenet craeted by cieling kitteh avrywhere getz crash, an gelaxi fallz. KittehRei haz nu chois axcep do 1 thing:
    KittehRei rich hend & tach Urbutt. Him hend malt, & antaire bady sack in... him fues w/ Ubutt! KittehRei oll Y kronosoem torn bacc in2 X kronosoem, bacc to wen her femail!
    KittehRei, bacc femail, luk @ mass clickbaet boi, an panch. Her nao godes leik ceiling cat, an kan du watevur her wan & defai oll law of Thiccnos glofs! clickbaet boi startz fai 2wards Urf, an lend in Casinesia wukwukwukwuwkwuwkwuwkuk! Epik fors caues by thiccnos glofs getz distroi, an Casinesia & clickbaet boi nao ceaes 2 axist!
    Urfs saef an KittehRei hapi, bat wat hapen nao? srsly?
    Antire urf saign peaec trity, & oll warz end. Chirat & clickbaet boi ded, su oll followah free. KittehRei den konvurt oll privious followahz 2 wurship Kripi Babeh Hed Maks, an den tehy hostz wukwuk parti & faest.
    Oll hapi, an KittehRei veri gladz war ovar. Her nao sed KittehMan & ExeCatie dad, bat her no maind. her kontinu on laif an liev hapi laif as imortul godess on cieling. kthxbai!!!11111!!!!!!!!1

    endz of seshun 1.
    Last edited by BuffaloBom; 07-17-2019 at 01:37 PM.

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    What is this?



    I think you meant 'season', not ''seshun''
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caine View Post
    What is this?



    I think you meant 'season', not ''seshun''
    iz of lolkat translayshun of teh graet kittehrei kroniklz.
    Last edited by BuffaloBom; 07-17-2019 at 01:33 PM.

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    How bored does a person have to be to spend probably 3hours to write a random story that you can't even read?
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    I love the story! Never a dull moment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HugeLock View Post
    How bored does a person have to be to spend probably 3hours to write a random story that you can't even read?
    I 1,000% agree.
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    I- How do people read this?

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