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    Default KittehRei Kroniklz 2 - Prololg

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    Oh hai. In teh neu biginnin teh Gelactic Naxus wuz busi, az usualz.

    Vaerious traibs of kreaturs roamd teh urfs, ataccingz strae shipz & plandring lööt. Growcattus, in teh centur, euz sleepin leik a kitteh,
    nut disturbd.
    In teh mids of teh stetus kuo, camez a jaigantic rad shipz w/ teh lebal of "Haipurrtec" on teh said; dis wuzknut an ankomon ocurance. Maltipl tiemz, do teh peski Gruwtupians arive on teh sceen, wrekingz havok & oofing Growcattus ovur & ovur agaen.
    Growcattus woek up aftur an our of slip. Notising teh shipz, him groaend.
    "Nut srsly agaen!" Growcattus yelld in2 teh urf-filed Naxus. Teh rad shipz wuz advansingz towurdz he, readi 4 a batl.
    "Coem on srsly!" sed Growcattus, "u Gruwtupians haz devalud mah itumz so mach dat it'z nut wurth fihting me! shini bisycl 4 tan 2 fiftin of thoes waluckz? Srsly? am worf mach moar then taht!"
    A holografic skrin zaped on ovur teh shipz in an instent. Growcattus wuz takun abacc.
    "am nut aftur ani of ur stupid itemz srsly, littul baest!" An huded kitteh apeard on teh skrin. Growcattus wuz takun abacc agaen. Dis wuz teh 1st tiem him haz aver gottun a DM frum him oponentz!!!1!!!111!!!!
    "Wat r u aftur than srsly?" askz Growcattus. Raelizin samthingz, him sed, "ai hazn't spuken 2 mah br0 in agez! If u wan 2 speek 2 he, faind he!"
    Teh huded kitteh lafed. Wat resambld whiskas wer nao visibl on teh skrin. IZ OF EVUL KITTEH!!!1111!!!!!!! "u tot ai wuld wan 2 speek 2 halowin kitteh? All these Growtopians kilingz u has doen sumthing 2 ur maind!"
    If a monstah liek Growcattus cud blash, tehn it hapend at taht vary KODAK MOMENT. Growcattus, mildli embarasd, stuterd, "Wel... wat wud u posibli wan 2 faind mi 4?"
    "Simpl. Wat doez yu knowz abaut KittehRei?"
    Growcattus wuz takun abacc. srsly? agaen?! KittehRei? Taht naem ringz a belly soemhwere...
    "Wai askz mi?" sed Growcattus, "am jas soem spaec monstah romingz teh kosmos!"
    "am teh oen askingz teh queshuns, stoopid monstah" statd teh boi, "ai repeet. Wat doez u kno abaut KittehRei?"
    Growcattus sadenli remembrd wehre him haerd teh naem b4. "Wel, hers a spaec godes livin in teh cieling whu fiusd w/ Urbutt aftur fihting suome clickbaet boi..."
    "Goez on, & wat hapend in taht fiht?"
    "Wel... KittehRei gotz a huld of teh supah OP THICCNOS GLOFS... w/ oll 6 stoens."
    As noticd by Growcattus, teh huded boi sadenli falt slihtly troubld.
    "tehn clickbaet boi gotz a huld of teh glofs an... toer teh Urfs and Stuffz apartz in him atemp 2 kontol it."
    Teh huded boi lookd @ Growcactus rite in2 1 of him meny ayes. Kitteh nailz wer nao visibl in him divilish smiel, mayb him iz teh cieling kitteh whu creatd & pwnz oll teh stuffz? idk. an teh faec resembld a purpl-ish spooki scuri skelton. mayb him iz basment kitteh?? idk ither. Haoever, him eyez haz a malicius glaem, as tho dey wuz ayes of a pridatr raedi 2 pounec on itz prae.
    "Wel tehn," sed teh evul kitteh, "Wat doez u maen by, taering teh Urfs and Stuffz apartz?"
    Growcattus wuz shockd. Hao culd him posibli knowz?
    "ai dont kno srsly," replid Growcattus, "srsly am 2 busi cauesin troubl 4 teh kittehz of dis areaz 2 wory abaut thingz leik taht!"
    "ai wil anser taht 4 u," replid teh evul kitteh. "Teh chaenges taht clickbaet boi tryd 2 maek wuz su graet taht teh Urfs an stuffz toer apartz, maening taht tehre iz nao a hol in2 teh multiurfs. If nut patchd, teh hol kan axpand at an alarmin raet moar tahn teh zimbubwan inflaeshun raet & sack in avery singel posibl urf aut tehre."
    "u knowz teh ansurs 2 ur queshuns oll alongz srsly?" sed Growcattus, shoked.
    "Ofc, ai wuz jas seez hao mach u kno. u kno srsly, leik hao 1 playz w/ tehir cheezburger b4 eatinz it?"
    "Wdym srsly, playinz w/ cheezburger?"
    Teh evul kitteh lafed. "R u raelly as stuped as u luk?" Teh holografik skreen clickd off. Growcattus, sadenli scard, raiesd a tentakl 2 atacc teh shipz, bat him wuz 2 laet. A jaigantik nevur seez b4 lasur kanon reveeld its selv frum teh botom of teh shipz, & aftur a bitz of chargeingz, it shootz Growatctus rite thru teh hart, kilingz he instanli. him tehn goez OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

    Teh evul kitteh, in teh shipz, lafed as him kolectd him Moocow Hornz of Thiccnosness & Muny-a-zoid. Playinz w/ sum fanci panci kontrolz and battonz, him zoomd in teh frontz direcshun, headingz 4ward. LookinZ in2 tEH unown, him awaitd teh riftz, raedi 2 karri aut him evul planz... kthxbai!!111!!!!!!
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