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    Default K1tch x ExeCatie

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    0 Introdukshun

    Oh hai. Wuz a sunni dae wehre teh foramerz on teh cieling iz fihting, tehse Cieling Kittehs doeznt medled w/ teh batl. Tehse 2 wuz on a treval aroundz plaecs taht ar oldur tehn ceiling cat on teh forams. 1 of dese wuz teh Hakma ̶b̶a̶l̶l̶s̶ Kanyuns wehre all teh Hakmaz sools iz traped. Tehy wur holdingz handz wile walkinz aboev teh kanyuns, starinz on2 teh traped sools of a foramur dats moar evul tehn baesment kitteh. Execatie sed, "Wah! Tehre iz 2 meny kittehz traped dawn tehre". K1tch replid, "Nu srsly, dese iz jas 1 kitteh, him iz teh ansestur of teh neu imortal foram cieling kittehs.", in wich Execatie wuz amazd.

    Her wuz in luv w/ she voiec as K1tch wuz a komentator 4 Shoutykast, wich wuz a kontes of gamin bacc in teh Gamin Urf, & teh momen her hearz him voiec teh 1st tiem, her wuz kompleetly amazd by it. Her walkz on2 K1tch aftur teh komentary & seez him faec, her wuz sudenly ovurhwelmd an she faecd blushd rad. Dis faec, taht dam face maed she hypurventilaet & passd aut. Her woek up @ teh hospetl & teh 1st kitteh her seez wuz teh boi her haz an infatuashun heer an sed, "Oh hai, wat hapend srsly?", an K1tch riplid, "u jus passd aut so ai tuk u 2 teh hospetl, wat iz ur URL aniwaes? mi URL iz k1tch.com btw." Execatie riplid w/ she URL an addz, "It wuz noice seeinz u.", K1tch replid teh saem & sed, "Ok, I haz 2 goez 2 mi workz srsly, u kan kontacc mi @ Discat, @Kitch #[insert 4 numbers here].

    Execatie recavurd an goez 2 pae teh bils 4 she hospitl. Teh nures sed dar it wuz alraedi paed by a boi, so Execatie wuz amazd dat him wuz also kindz. Her quiccli goez 2 she haus an kalld Kaurkat 2 halp he. Her tellz averyting abaut teh boi him mat & Kaurkat, whu wuz in luv w/ Execatie bat tehy nu du PENIZ GOEZ WERE?! bat wuz friandzond, smilez even tho him stil feeld dispaer. Sinec him wuz a graet friand whu iz in luv w/ she, him halpd she faind k1tch on Discat & telld Execatie dat him nid 2 leaev. Her findz aut dat him wurkz in teh saem kompani her workz in, wich iz Pootatosoft, axcept dat it wuz milez awae frum aech ather. Den K1tch komplimuntd she an Execatie blushd & konfesed dat her hab felingz 4 he. Pootatosoft pickd expiriencd amployes 2 sand on teh Growtopia Urfs an Skies & Execatie an K1tch wuz choosed.

    1 Teh Travulz

    Oh hai. Wuz a sunni dae wehre teh foramerz on teh cieling iz fihting, tehse Cieling Kittehs doeznt medled w/ teh batl. Tehse 2 wuz on a treval aroundz plaecs taht ar oldur tehn ceiling cat on teh forams. 1 of dese wuz teh Hakma ̶b̶a̶l̶l̶s̶ Kanyuns wehre all teh Hakmaz sools iz traped. Tehy wur holdingz handz wile walkinz aboev teh kanyuns, starinz on2 teh traped sools of a foramur dats moar evul tehn baesment kitteh. Executie said, " Wah! Tehre iz 2 meny kittehz traped dawn tehre". K1tch replid, "Nu srsly, dese iz jas 1 kitteh, him iz teh ansestur of teh neu imortal foram cieling kittehs.",in wich Execatie wuz amazd. Execatie askd he hao doez him knowz oll of dis, him replid, " Ai wuz 1 of teh kittehs whu stadid teh Gruwtupia Urfs An Skies wae b4 we getz sant heer."

    Execatie askd were tehy wur goin 2 visitz nex bat K1tch hesitatd 2 anser & covurd Execatie's ayes w/ teh blinfold onec agen. Tehy did PENIZ GOEZ WERE?!! an teliportd in2 teh Laek of Snaeklorien's gaidez were kittehz usd 2 visitz 2 laern adviecz. Execatie wuz leik wawed & runz 2 teh adge (nut teh ℳ!¢®0$0ƒ₮ kindz of adge) of teh laek an diped she haend on it, & a wispz of adviec floatd frum teh laek & sed in a baeutiful voiec, "Onli doez wat ur haert tellz u 2." an Execatie sed, "Wao! Diz iz trooli wanderful, ai nevur visitd dis plaec b4, niether ai knowz dis axistd!" K1tch smirkd 2 Execatie.

    It wuz almos sunsat & dey weer bof taired so tehy agrid dat dey goez hoem an doez PENIZ GOEZ WERE?! srsly AGAEN?!!!. dey continu tehir travelz on teh naxt dae.

    2 Teh Excietmunt

    ExeCatie goes 2 sleap entusiasticc abaut teh eventz hapening tomorows. Her kant sleap tho becos K1tch iz havin PENIZ GOEZ WERE?! wif she an datz she problumz. Her iz su hype taht her kant sleap even tho her reed an antair foram stori of iCrow wurk. Her goez 2 she frij 2 drinkz moocow juiec aftar havin PENIZ GOEZ WEre?!bat even tho her drunkz a hole karton, it wudnt wurk. finaly her fallz asleap 1 hr b4 she alarmz setz off. Su besikly, her onli haz 1 hr of sleap.

    Wehn her waek ap, her goez 2 teh pahtroom & seez sheself su hagard & messd up aftr doin PENIZ GOEZ WERE??!!. She wuz suprisd an afraed taht K1tch miht nut wan 2 du PENIZ GOEZ WERE??!!! agaen w/ she. Her quiccli goez on an taek a showur (OMCC BRAEV KITTEH!!!11!!!) & putz on maekup. Her raerli putz on ani maekup, her onli usez it on speshul ivents or ocashunz.

    Her lukz preti gud in teh miror, her jus maed suer taht teh sulen faec iz kuverd. Execatie tuk teh ried 2 tehir metingz plaec. Her seez K1tch an him sed, "O hai, u luk butiful 2dae, r u excitd 4 anothur PENIZ GOEZ WERE?!!??", an her ansurd w/ a nodz. Tehy teleportd wile doin PENIZ GOEZ WERE?!!!!! & goez 2 teh IndiCATiv, Gumibaer60+4, an boomurz Postz Mooseum. Execatie sed, "Dat iz 2 mani!" an pointz aut 2 oen of teh postz fraemz dat sed,
    Quote Originally Posted by GamiBaer60+4
    saxizm iznt rael on teh urf waid web
    . Execatie maed it vanishz aut of puer existanec bcos her haz cieling powah leik a badbutt an sed, "Datz 2 inapropriaet." K1tch wuz amazd by she supah OP ceiling powah & tot her wuz teh perfecc gurl 2 mary an doez PENIZ GOEZ WERE?!!!, altho taht tot nevur goez out of him maind.

    Tehy kontinud wonderin aroun teh mooseum antil tehy becaem tird & decid 2 taek a chil an do PENIZ GOEZ WERE???!!!! 2 teh Gruwtupia Tavurn, tehy wur suprisd @ teh talkins of teh kitteh tehre so Executie, onec agaen bein a badbutt, ben hammurd tehm w/ she Pinkz Rae Gunz(waet tahtz ilegal becos Oldsnaek pwnz teh urf) an onec agaen K1tch decid itz PENIZ GOEZ WERE TIEM!!!! SRSLY WTH?!!! AGAEN!. tehn him kneld dawn 2 she, an sed, "Execatie, wil u b w/ mi 4 teh rast of oll our nien lives?" Execatie skreamd in excaitemunt taht laed 2 teh braekin of teh glaz windowz (nut teh ​₥1₡®ö§õ₣₸ kindz of winduw) of teh tavurn, & her sed "YASSSSSSSSSSS!" w/ taers comin aut of she ayes. K1tch insertd teh ringz in2 she fingur & standed, carrid Execatie, an teleportd 2 teh Pootatosoft HQ 2 do PENIZ GOEZ WERE?!! an K1tch lat oll teh Pootatosoft stafz knuw taht deyre engagd. Kaurkat getz rekt in teh haert an smild sadli 2 axpres him plaesuer towurdz tehm. Tehn dey kontinud 2 wurk untils teh las haur of tehir shiftz an goez to tehir oun humes. Kaurkat cryd in him bad, Execatie an K1tch wur excitd abaut it, tehy wur bof starin on tehir ringz, an teh athers, tehy dont realy caer, tehy wuz gud friandz 2 tehm, bat tehy didnt fill entusiasticc nor regreshun.

    Tehy oll sleeped paecefuli in tehir bads, axcept Kaurkat, whu wuz feelin remores, an Execatie, whu wuz duin PENIZ GOEZ WERE?!!! wif K1tch.


    3 Teh Wied Remores

    Execatie haerd she panz fal dawn teh graun dawnstaerz. Her caerfuli goez dawn & seez a darkz misterius shaduw dat wuz su quicc dat her canot in2 recogniez itz faec. Kaurkat wuz sleepin 4 liek 10 minites nao an haz a nihtmaer sudenli dat maed he waek up. Him sed, "Ughh, srsly ai kant even slip paeecfulli nao." Tehn dat nihtmaer maed he woried dat it urgd he 2 goez 2 Execatie's haus becaues him feelt somefing bed hapenin.

    Him goez dere as quiccli as posibl & haerd Execatie skraem. Him seez teh silhoueet of teh shaduw OPing teh figuer of a kitteh an teh liht wuz turnd off quiccli. Kaurkat bargd insied teh haus & seez teh shaduwy figuer, him tryd 2 atacc it w/ him Thraed Loccer bat teh figuer vanishd quiccli. Him cryd aut ovur Execatie's ded body an calld K1tch & teh autoritys. K1tch also sobed in depreshun. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!!!!!!

    Wuz him luv of him lief loss. ExeCatie nao lief on teh cieling becaues her usd she las lief (0/9), Kaurkat feelt deap guiltz 4 nut savin she in tiem. Altho her wuz engagd, him stil luvd she. Him telllz K1tch abaut wat hapend & K1tch getz angri @ e. Him punchd Kaurkat in teh faec an Kaurkat loss 1 lief (8/9) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF an shoutd @ teh topz of he lungz, "Hwy doez u nut saev she srsly? Doez u kno wat it feelt 2 loss teh luv of ur lief srsly? O waet, u dont haz teh capaciti 2 luv some1.", Kaurkat didnt fiht bacc tho, him remaind tehre sobing. Bat tehn, him standed up an sed, "u doeznt kno wat it feelt liek 2 b rejectd, ai luvd she, ai stil luvd she even u engagd 2 she, nao shez livin on teh cieling srsly? Wat e u sayin 2 thingz u dunt undurstan!?"

    Kaurkat stil sobing, leaved Execatie waek, leavin tonz of kitteh suprisd. Him goez hoem an sobed on Execatie swearin to pwn taht shaduw kitteh. kthxbai!!!!!
    Last edited by BuffaloBom; 07-24-2019 at 06:14 AM.

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    Btw, what's with the accent.

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