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    1. I have 4 dogs, my friend ate 6 pineapple pizzas.
    Please calculate the mass of the sun.
    Answer: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

    2. I have 10 ladders, my friend threw 2 apples on my roof.
    Please calculate the Kelvin of Canis Majoris VY.
    Answer: Africa, because all odd numbers have the letter E in it.

    3. My dog ran 10 metres away from me, a bird flew to me with 3 worms.
    Please calculate the height of the Abominable Snowman.
    Answer: Space, because rice is delicious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deftera View Post
    1. I have 4 dogs, my friend ate 6 pineapple pizzas.
    Please calculate the mass of the sun.
    Answer: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

    2. I have 10 ladders, my friend threw 2 apples on my roof.
    Please calculate the Kelvin of Canis Majoris VY.
    Answer: Africa, because all odd numbers have the letter E in it.

    3. My dog ran 10 metres away from me, a bird flew to me with 3 worms.
    Please calculate the height of the Abominable Snowman.
    Answer: Space, because rice is delicious.
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    Didn’t you make a similar thread like months ago? Or was that someone else?
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    Math subject in schools be like:
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    okie class me teach 1 + 1 = 2 , 7 x 7 = 49, 80 ÷ 8 = 10. I have 5 gorillas, 1 left, how many gorillas I have now? The gorillas I have now is 4.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deftera View Post
    1. I have 4 dogs, my friend ate 6 pineapple pizzas.
    Please calculate the mass of the sun.
    Answer: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

    2. I have 10 ladders, my friend threw 2 apples on my roof.
    Please calculate the Kelvin of Canis Majoris VY.
    Answer: Africa, because all odd numbers have the letter E in it.

    3. My dog ran 10 metres away from me, a bird flew to me with 3 worms.
    Please calculate the height of the Abominable Snowman.
    Answer: Space, because rice is delicious.
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    Didn’t you make a similar thread like months ago? Or was that someone else?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DynPlaysGT View Post
    "If I throw a triangle out of a car going 20mph, and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many pancakes can Pedro buy with one human soul?"
    Answer is Dragon because food is fascinating
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