# Thread: Solve this list of simple maths questions, it won't hurt

1. ## Solve this list of simple maths questions, it won't hurt

1. I have 4 dogs, my friend ate 6 pineapple pizzas.
Please calculate the mass of the sun.
Answer: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

2. I have 10 ladders, my friend threw 2 apples on my roof.
Please calculate the Kelvin of Canis Majoris VY.
Answer: Africa, because all odd numbers have the letter E in it.

3. My dog ran 10 metres away from me, a bird flew to me with 3 worms.
Please calculate the height of the Abominable Snowman.
Answer: Space, because rice is delicious.

2. Originally Posted by Deftera
1. I have 4 dogs, my friend ate 6 pineapple pizzas.
Please calculate the mass of the sun.
Answer: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

2. I have 10 ladders, my friend threw 2 apples on my roof.
Please calculate the Kelvin of Canis Majoris VY.
Answer: Africa, because all odd numbers have the letter E in it.

3. My dog ran 10 metres away from me, a bird flew to me with 3 worms.
Please calculate the height of the Abominable Snowman.
Answer: Space, because rice is delicious.
1 hmmmmm the asnwer is there

3. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

4. Didn’t you make a similar thread like months ago? Or was that someone else?

5. Math subject in schools be like:
teacher:
okie class me teach 1 + 1 = 2 , 7 x 7 = 49, 80 ÷ 8 = 10. I have 5 gorillas, 1 left, how many gorillas I have now? The gorillas I have now is 4.

EXAM/TEST:

Originally Posted by Deftera
1. I have 4 dogs, my friend ate 6 pineapple pizzas.
Please calculate the mass of the sun.
Answer: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

2. I have 10 ladders, my friend threw 2 apples on my roof.
Please calculate the Kelvin of Canis Majoris VY.
Answer: Africa, because all odd numbers have the letter E in it.

3. My dog ran 10 metres away from me, a bird flew to me with 3 worms.
Please calculate the height of the Abominable Snowman.
Answer: Space, because rice is delicious.

6. Originally Posted by effanx11
Didn’t you make a similar thread like months ago? Or was that someone else?
It was her indeed.

7. Originally Posted by NotTheCat
It was her indeed.
Seriously stop using "her", I'm not a friggin girl

8. It's 21

9. The answer is obviously 69

10. "If I throw a triangle out of a car going 20mph, and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many pancakes can Pedro buy with one human soul?"

11. Originally Posted by DynPlaysGT
"If I throw a triangle out of a car going 20mph, and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many pancakes can Pedro buy with one human soul?"
Answer is Dragon because food is fascinating

12. r/iamveryrandom

13. Originally Posted by Deftera
Seriously stop using "her", I'm not a friggin girl
X to doubt

14. if I grow ten couches in my garden and ants come and take eleventeen of them away, how many hits to the head would it take to knock out Justin Bieber with a soup spoon

15. This is too hard for me. I should’ve payed more attention in Kindergarten

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