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    Default LOLCAT translation: The Growtopia World War

    Teh Gruwtupia Urf Warz
    Orijinali ritten bai Punch in Englis wif a lotz of gramer miztaekz

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    Oh hai, wuz a normul, fien dae in Humamatown, teh capitul of Growtupia..
    Gruwtupianz r doin tehir daeli habitz, soem r farmin hardkor, soem r tradin 24/7, soem r busi mazz produsin, meanwile at BETA..

    Sneth : Humama hihih! iz tiem 2 tezt owr ultimaet creashun dat wil destroi evry singl scamur owt dere!!!11111!!!!! iz it nut?

    Humama : Iz ind33d, fingurz crozzd.

    Sneth den pulld a levur leik notch on minecon 2k11, pourin 4 tuebz of difrent likuidz in2 a wierd bigg tueb, wile Humama prezzd a buttonz, givin teh tueb an insaen ammount of pressur, wuz so huej dat it maded teh colorz of teh glazz chanjd frum tranzparent 2 bloo, endz up makin teh comprezzd likuid soem kindz of jelli.

    Sneth : Iz workd! Praize Cielin Kat, teh solushun 4 oll scammurz demize iz finalli komplited!

    Humama : Iz juzt haz 2 injecc 20 likuid transidoet an iz wil b purrfecc.

    Humama taekz a gr33n lookin cristal, constantli changin itz shaep liek an Amoba, placd it in a tankz, closd it, an pulld a huej levur maed of irun, crushin teh cristal in2 piecez dat teh nakd eyez cant seez, mixin it wif teh likuidz, an gived it evun biggur prezzure dan befor wich turnz teh glazz darkz purrpl. Teh mixtur boid an wen it stopd doin so, haz transformd in2 a yello creatuer, constanli tryin 2 escaep.

    Sneth : Iz tiem 2 releez teh slblobi blobi sliem. iz wil automatikali targt evry singl scamur in Gruwtopia, an destroiz it wif itz acidik breaf!

    Humama smild az Sneth opend teh huej tueb, releasin teh druplet lookin yello sliem 2 HUMAMATOWN 4 testin.

    2 hourz latr, Solsagan iz touchin him moustash in hyp at HUMAMATOWN, as him seeed a bigg, yello creatur aproachin..

    Solsagan : Iz arrivd! Teh daez of mi gettin constan spamd is finnali ovur, dis sliem wil sureli getz teh jobz doen! *patz teh sliem wif joi*

    Teh sliem tryd doin itz jobz, iz breafz out a huej ammount of acidik aer, targetin teh scamurz, but instaed of bannin teh scamurz, teh aer getz in2 teh sckammurs, tranzformin dem in2 slimez, teh remainin aer meltd Humamaz racez startz flagz an evrythin aroun it.

    Humama : *screamz* W-Watz happenin 2 owr sliem?!

    Sneth : O Cieling Kat, hao culd dis happn, teh calculashunz 4 teh formulaz wur tezted 23 timez 2 purrfeccshun, nu wa-

    B4 finishin him sentens, a huej ammount of acidik aer rushez 2 him necc, meltin teh onli kitteh wif a braen capabl of solvin teh problemz throet an destroid him bodi compleetli, evun teh famouz Herokittehz Caep meltd liek it wuz maded putz of soem old sleepin papur. Humama droppd a teer, bat b4 it evun reachz teh durt, Sneth turnd in2 a sliem in frontz of him veri ayez, bat it wuz nu ordinari sliem, wuz teh stronkezt sliem by far.

    Humama : Haz 2 escaep wile ai kan *runz wif Solsagan an Rush wif Rushz Rushbord

    Bat, Snethz sliem formz wuz juzt 2 stronk, him acidk breaf iz fastr then teh Rushbord, meltin teh Siedwalkz an Red Briccz aroun it, it meltz evrythin in a radiuz of 10 meturz in 2-3 secondz tiem, Humama, Solsagan an Rush screemd in panik az teh darkz lookin acidik breaf hiz teh Rushbord an stoped teh engien frum workin.

    Solsagan : Ai shal dieded in glori an paen, bat Humama an Rush muzt surviev! *him den focuzd all of him energi in2 a sheeld maded owt of transperent moustachz, blockin teh acid breaf*

    Humama an Rush escapd usin Rushz duo fier wandz turrbo, Solsaganz sheeld lastd onli a few sekondz, iz meltd, Solsagan jumpd az far az him kan, an..

    Solsagan : Ai shal nut turnz in2 a foe 4 mi belovd Gruwtupian comuniti, Iz rathur dieded in teh mozt paenful wae pozzibl othur then stayin aliev as a sliem, slayin mi dearezt friandz!

    Solsagan den drinked teh wien frum teh Ultra Trophi 3001, teh wien contaend an dere iz su poisonus dat it killd Solsagan in an instan, makin him bodi powdurd slowli, az him sendz him lazt Supurr-Broadkazt, sayin "Gruwtupians, evakulaet wen u kan, ur livez iz in dan-" an den him goez OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF. B4 him finishd him SB, him beretz waz teh onli ting lefted of he, sinec him heroik soulz livez in him beretz, makin it indestruktibl, him beretz shinez az brightz az a starz, onli 2 disapear in a few momentz latur.

    2 Reinforecmentz

    Teh whoel Gruwtupia comuniti iz extreemli hurtz due 2 Solsaganz ironik deaf. Humama an Rush wur infectd by teh acidz, dey stayz normul, bat dey actz leik insaen weirdoz dat sayz randum thingz aftur dey getted hitz by teh acidik radiashunz frum Sneth. Catnuine triez hers bezt 2 purrform surgeryz on bof of dem, meenwile, othur modz r makin teh Gruwtupia Armi.
    Teh currentz posishunz r :
    Aimsturr - Cavalri General
    Purrrocket - Spi Trainur
    SNUGLEBEER - Troopz Trainur
    Fredi, eDreamz - Fazt Construcshun Trainin
    Catnuine - Medicalz Trainin


    Teh slimes r spreadin evrywere, Gruwtupia kittehz fiht bacc wif Gungnurrz, Demonik Armz, an Tridentz, bat w/o skillz, dey r nu matchz 4 teh slimez.

    IndiCATiev : WE SHAL FIHT TIL OWR LAZT BLÖÖD! LONGZ LIFE GUI- GRUWTUPIA!

    Everybodi in teh Foramurz Tavurn wuz teh 1st 2 reacc, Meowazork triez 2 debaet wif Slimez an goez OOOOOOOOOOOOF horribli, IndiCATiev iz teh 1st 2 oof betwin teh foramurz, oll of teh foramurz dieded excep 4 BEASTLI, GummiBear64 teh purrvurt, Hakmeow, TehOnliFish, MagikalFishi, JOSHIE63, Punch an ICantHazDancee.

    BEASTLI : Fazt kittehz, owr curent resistanec iz futiel, we muzt escaep an planz a countur attacc soonur or latur, iz a muzt!

    JOSHEE whispurrz teh groop aboot teh planz, TehOnliFish an MagicalFishi guardd teh leftz an rightz sied of teh groop, ICantHazDancee guardin teh bacc, Hakmeow, Gummi, an BEASTLI pushez forwurd leik KittehRei pushin hiz son KIttehMan owt of she belli* so teh grup kan advans, Punch an JOSHEE stayd in teh middl, JOSHEE makez a Tehsaurus energi sheeld, Punch givez an energi boozt 2 everi bodi him touchz, mostli JOSHEE tho.

    JOSHEE : Doez nut divied!

    MagikalFishi : *summonz a Gar hed 2 eatz teh sliemz* PUSHZ! PUSHZ! PUSHZ!

    Hakmeow usez him Cieling Fizt 2 cleer teh wae, GummiBaer summonz 63 roboticc baer prototypz frum Fallowt 4 2 fiht 4 he, BEESTLI whipz teh slimez wif him Gem Energi, formd in2 a Whip.

    Aftr 2.5 hourz ov fightin, teh groop escapd unharmd, teh sliemz chasez, bat dey wuz distractd by Gummibaerz threed derailr machien. Teh groop decidd dat stayin undergroun iz teh bezt opshun, dey hided insied Hakmeowz darkz laer.

    Punch : Hakmeow, hao do u evun, uhh, liev heer? Iz juzt so durti..

    JOSHEE : NOEN INSULTZ MI LORD!

    Beestli slapz JOSHEE.

    BEESTLI : We muzt stae togethur, nao owr maen goel iz survivin wile helpin teh modz attacc teh slimez, bat howz?

    ICantHazDancee : Summonz melanie?

    TehOnliFish : Mi an MagicalFishi openz a portul 2 teh fishi realmz, we kan enjoi soem sashimi at leazt.

    MagikcalFishi : We kan also haz eat a̶n̶ ̶s̶m̶o̶k̶e̶z̶ seaw33d an skallopz, dey tastez gud evun if dey r raw.

    Hakmeow : i haz a korn farmz, korn tastez gud wif soem of mi tomatoz an potatoz, dey r growin tho.

    Teh groop agred dat dey kan surviev 4 a few yearz wifowt ani troubl, considerin dat Hakmeowz laer iz 57.4 meterz deep.

    Meenwile in teh modz HQ..

    Teh modz haz 20k gruwtupian knightz 2 fightz teh slimez, eech of dem equippd wif a Gungnirz an a Warriorz Sheeld, dey r readi 2 fightz bacc.

    SNUGLEBAER : If gruwtupia iz realli goin 2 fallz, wil failz knowin we doed owr veri bezt, thoez slimez arent gettin awae wif Sneth an Solsaganz lievz!


    3 Atempt

    Gruwtupianz an Modz r tryin 2 fiht bacc, 200 tini tankz, 20k Gungnirz, 20k warriorz sheeld, 20 tini horsiez. Dey planz 2 ambushz teh slimez wehn dey r at Guytrapz Forezt, sinec teh sliemz r alsoe strugglin 2 avoidz bein eated by Venuz Guytrapz an Hangy Trapz, wile Gruwtupianz r wel knowed 4 bein abl 2 avoidz Guytrapz an Hangy trapz pretti easili, Gruwtupianz haz teh uppurr handz thankz 2 teh forezt.

    Aimsturr : *chargez wif hers horze* Guytrapz Forezt iz 3 kilometurrs awae, teh slimez r outnumburrd, we kan winz dis! Longz Life Gruwtupia! *flapz hers foenix wingz*

    SNUGGLBAER : We cant b surez yet, teh slimez r extreemli powurrful, teh weeker we getz, teh stronker dey becoem. *sigh*

    Teh growtopian troopz fightin spiritz wuz huej, dey wur furiouz an agiel, fightin 4 Solsagan an Snethz deaf, nu armi in Gruwtupia haz dis spiritz evur b4. Dey wil arriv at Guytrapz Forezt in a few minutez, dey r nut at all scard, dey wur nut nervouz, dey wur inpatien for teh fiht 2 occurz, dey feelz teh needz 2 defen deir countri, deir spiritz maded eDream dropd a teer.

    Fredi : Calmz downz eDreamz, if u cri nao, hao mani tearz wil u dropz wen teh fiht occurd srsly?

    eDreamz : Ah, u r rite, *seez forwurd in shocc* Teh slimez escapd teh jungl, dey r headin str8 4 UZ!

    Aimsturr an SNUGGLBAER watchez in shocc and teror, teh slimez evun conquerd deir naturalz predatur at deir own habitatz, bat dey waitd no moar..

    Aimsturr : GUNGNIRZ! STRIEK!

    In an instan, teh ammount of Redz Lightnin wuz so huej dat it maded a bigg stormz cloudz on top of teh slimez, releasin oen enormouz redz lightnin pulze, animalz in teh ranj of 1 km dieded of shocc, firez wuz everywere, SNUGGLBAER instantli commandd a tankz attacc..

    SNUGGLBAER : TANKZ! AEM! HOLDZ! FIER!

    100 tankz bulletz flyd 2 teh slimez, makin dem crushd in an instan, teh Gruwtupian armi seemz 2 haz an easi winz.

    Aimurr : R-R dey doen 4?

    Nut longz aftur her finishz hers sentenec, hundrdz of slimez leepz to teh armi, releasin acidik breaf, dey wuz bom proofz. In a mattur of secondz, almozt 1000 gruwtupianz transformd in2 slimez, Aimsturr iz fightin usin hers Doubl Gungnirz, Nightmaer Horze, an Foenix Wingz wif she oll, SNUGGLBAER transformd in2 an enormuz Energi Baer tryin despraetli 2 escaep wif Aimsturr.

    Aimsturr : Diz iz teh endz srsly?

    Fredi an eDreamz constructd a helicopturr wen teh armi wuz busi attackin, dey pulld SNUGGLBAER an escapd, Aimsturr cant fit in teh helicopturr becauez her iz fat lol, jk. 3 kttehz iz teh maximm ammount, her watchz az teh helicopturr leaved she bhind, wif Fredi takin a few posibl lazt photoz of she. Juzt wehn Aimsturr wantz 2 giev up, a greeni animalz wif enormuz, gloriuz wingz, an a dwagon-headd man in a roeb apearz!!111!!!!!one

    Aimsturr : GREENBÖRK**!

    Greenbörk reedz a mystikul poemz wif him eyez closd..

    Åcidik flaem burnz teh länd..
    öf evul an criem..

    Å gloriuz burzt..
    in wich scamurz cänt hied..

    Ai sumön u..
    wif mi veri hårt..!

    Him dwagon haed glowz, owt of nowere, a huej greeni dwagon appeard, teh dwagon burstd a huej greeni flaem, burnin a few slimez neer Aimsturr, Aimsturr absorbd soem of teh flaem 2 enhans she staminaz, wif teh helpz of Greenbörk, Aimsturr fightd wif confidens, Greenbörkz dwagon wich him buyd frum IKEA an assembld by he chargd at teh slimez, bat teh slimez climbz up 2 teh dwagonz bacc an hurtin it, Greenbörk wuz forcd 2 contacc IKEA suport an transfurr him dwagon 2 IKEA dimenshun, him reedz anothurr diffrent poemz..


    Runnin thru späce an tiem..
    Ståe in ur plaec 4 a secönd tiem..

    Catchz him pråe, aimz twiec..
    Dwagön of fier, äcidz, an iec..!

    Aftur he reedz teh poemz, Aimsturr teleportz nextz 2 he, dey bof escapd usin him drwagon, all of teh Gruwtupian Armi eithur commited die or turnd in2 slimez.


    4 Confushun

    In Hakmeowz laer, teh remainin forumurz iz tird of eatin seefööd an cornz everi singl dae, dey needz a new planz.

    JOSHEE63 : ..Aftur teh Tumblew33d Desertz, wil findz teh Quiccsilvur Beech, den, we kan buildz 3 quicc boatz 2 go acrozz teh See of Angur, dere we kan findz a few desertd islandz 4 a plaec 2 stopz by, in abowt 2 monthz, we shuld arive at Katrapoden Izland.

    GumiBaer64 : Mi an meh 63 failur prototyp friandz kan buildz 3 boatz in a mattr of secondz, dat shuld workz.

    Punch an ICantHazDancee : We kan huntz at teh islandz.

    Punch : Ai luv huntin rabitz an smal creatur wif trapz!

    ICantHazDancee : Ai juzt liek teh hyp of huntin bigg herbivors, wif Meowlanie dat iz.

    BEESTLI : Ai kan findz soem edibl heer an dere, or mayb evun soem mushroms!

    TehOnliFish : Wat abowt mi an MagikulFishy?

    JOSHEE63 : U guyz kan stil findz seefööd, wil needz it at boatz.

    Hakmeow : Wil b takin a lotz of cornz den, dey wil coem in handi!

    JOSHEE63 : Dis wil b graet, wil startz tomorow, getz soem rezt 4 nao.

    Meenwile in Modz HQ..

    Aimsturrz lefti paw iz badli woundd, hers fingurrz meltd, hers righti paw iz olso woundd, her holdd teh gungnirz so hardz dat teh gungnir hurtz she fingurz til it paralyzd compleeti, she horze, Nitemare, lozt 1 of itz legz due 2 acidik radiashun. Catnuine iz tryin 2 heel bof of dem, Greenbörk practicez him magik in teh trainin rööm, wich iz maed owt of carbonz titanium, 3 tiemz lightr tahn aluminium, 7 tiems strongr tahn st33l, heet resistan, bat extremeli expensiv.

    Catnuine : Soem antibiotikz..sponjs..so far so g00d.. *jumpd baccwardz due 2 shocc* N-Nu wae! T-Teh acidz iz st-stil destroyin Aimsturrz lefti paw! Muzt b amputatd!!!111!!!!

    A terribl veew it wuz, her kan stil seez Aimsturrz fingurz an bonez meltin slowli at a constan raet, izunstopabl, shuld her amputat it? Or shuld her askz Aimsturr furst? Nu. Derez nu tiem, if it spreadz 2 muchz, wuld b fatalz. Her decidd 2 amputat hers lefti armz.

    Catnuine : *cryz* Am sorri Aimsturr, i-iz teh onli wae..

    Catnuine an a few othur Surjeon Generalz carrid Aimsturr 2 anothur rööm, dey plaec she on topz of a plaet of Irun, chaind she pawz an feetz wif teh stronkezt of Carbonz Titanium chainz, an disabld hers wingz. Catnuine tehn opend a saef, her pulld somethin dat lookz liek a mixz of Rapierz an Growsaburr, iz a Rad Growpier, iz sharpi, a one tiem usez item, her use it 2 minimiez teh paen, iz stil goin 2 hurtz, a lotz tho. Her use hers penz 2 drawz a lien on Aimsturrz lefti paw, an cutted it usin hers Rad Growpier, an of courz, stoppd the bleedin.

    Aimsturr : *wakez up* H-Hwy am ai in cha-

    B4 her kan finishz wat her sed, paen flowz thru hers nervz an bonez, iz unbarabl, her screamd wif everythin her gotz, teh screem wuz so loudz, dat Catnuine kan heer it frum 200 meturz awae lol. Catnuine rushd 2 teh rööm, Aimsturr wuz screamin non-stopz, paenkillerz wont workz, Catnuine kneelz, an cryz in frontz of Aimster.

    Catnuine : Forgiev me Aimsturr, ur lefti paw wuz infectd by acidz, haz 2 amputat it.. *cryz*

    Aimsturr kant heer wat Carnuine iz sayin, teh paen iz unbarabl, her onli seez Catnuine kneelin an cryin in frontz of she, her forcd sheself 2 stopz screemin, hers bodi wuz tremblin uncontrolabli..

    Aimsturr : Ca-Catnui.. w-wat hap..hapend?

    Catnuine realizez dat Aimsturr iz temporarili deafz becauez of teh paen, her writez wat hapend on topz of a papurr an givez it 2 Aimsturr, Aimsturr wuz thancful, teh paen cant stopz, frum Catnuinez medikal experienec, wil stopz in abowt 8-9 hourz..

    Greenbörk, knowin teh condishun, rushez 2 teh rööm, an tellz Catnuine 2 leavez. Aftur Catnuine leavez, Greenbörk takez a meditashun posishun in frontz of Aimsturr, an startd 2 reed Aimsturr hers favouriet poemz, him continuez 2 reed it, evun maded a few poemz wile doin so untill Aimsturrz paen stoppd. Greenbörk discussd wif all teh leadurz, "Teh sliemz r 2 stronk, dey säyz" "Diz iz teh endz of Gröwtupiä", dey wuz confusd, teh sliemz r approachin teh Modz HQ fastur tahn evur, attackin iz no opshun, defendin wuld b a shortcutz 2 deathz.

    In Hakmeowz laer, teh groop wuz readi 2 go, deir furst destinashun iz Tumblw33d Jungl 93 kilometurz awae, dey wuz travellin usin teh GumiBaer 62, 61, and 43, sinec dey kan shaepshiftz frum machien 2 carz, dey expecc 2 arriv in 2-3 hourz tiem.

    In teh Tumblw33d Dezert, farz frum teh groopz locashun, 2 menz wuz chattin, oen ridin an airplan, headin 2 Katrapoden Izland, teh othur oen ridin a beest maded owt of boenz an steelz, wif teh saem destinashun, dey flyz sied-by-sied su dey kan stil chatz, deir voicez r loudz an deepz, in deir eyez, a sparkz of passhun an deturminashun kan b see, mysteriuz dey wur, teh lookz of someoen wiez, bat nut wel knowed, dey flyz deir vehiclez wifowt steerin it leik tesla, dey nevur hitz a burd nor a flyz in teh aer, evun tho dey wuz busi chattin an nut steerin, b-bat, whu r dey? An r dey Gruwtupiaz onli hoep?????


    5 Reziztance

    Accordin 2 Purrocket an him spyz, teh sliem armi nao consiztz of 97k-98.5k sliemz, an constanli increasin, teh Modz wur frustratd, a escap wuld b ridiculuz, sinec Greenbörkz IKEA dwagon kan onli carri 9-10 kittehz, dat wuld expan teh sliem armi wif 10k othur gruwtupian knightz!!!111!!!oen Escap by fööt iznt teh bezt choiec, dey wil getz overwhelmd in a few dayz, pluz, teh sliemz r fastur tahn Gruwtupianz. Defendin seemz liek teh onli logicl solushun, dey r nut goin downz withowt a fite!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oen

    Greenbörk: Håz 2 heavili equipz öwr trööpz wif teh bezt of weäpunz an årmorz, diz iz teh 31337 10k warriörz, we stil häz a chånec, teh sliemz muzt b tird äftur teh jurney, if dey chööze 2 tåek a bräek, wil tråen hardur, az simpl az dät, teh equipmen of öwr soldieerz wuld b a demönik armz, a wariorz sheeld, an soem åer röbz.

    eDreem : Mi an Fredi kan buildz a wal leik trump bat datz maded owt of steelz, dat shuld givez uz abowt 1 dae of plannin an trainin, we kan buildz it in abowt 20 minutez.

    Fredi : Inded, soem hidded coppur plumbin wuld b niec, teh slimez wil getz trappd in a hoel. filld wif lava cubez, we kan covur it wif Autumnz Leef Wallpapurrz.

    Catnuine : Aimsturr iz badli hurtz, onli Greenbörk an SNUGGLBAER kan fightz propurli, Purrocket kant realli fightz wel.

    Purrocket : Givez mi 1k trööpz wif cultizt höödz an doubl growsaburz, wil ambushz frum teh bacc.

    Greenbörk : Splendidz! Wil b givin supört 2 teh grownd trööpz, mi dwågon kan givez äed frum teh aer.

    Meenwile in teh foramurz sied..

    Dey arrivd at Tumblw33d Dezert, withowt ani troubl, bat dey wuz thirsti an hungri, Hakmeowz cornz realli helpd tho. Dey wuz headin 2 quiccsilvur beachz az plannd.

    JOSHEE63 : Teh condishuns heer iz rouf, wil arriev at Quiccsilvur Beech in 6-7 howrz.

    Teh groop continud deir tirin journy, onli 2 meetz a man in ragz, wif a spiki wite hairz, him bringz a swordz of pur goldz, sittin nextz 2 a Campfier, him lookz frustratd. BEEZTLI approachd an tryd 2 comunicaet wif he..

    BEEZTLI : Uhh. wat r u doin heer old man? U miht diez of exhaushun b4 reachin teh nearezt citi.

    Teh man suddenli liftz him katanaz of goldz an putz it nextz 2 BEEZTLIz throt, him proceedz 2 kicc BEEZTLI in teh gutz an slashin him throt wif him katanaz, Hakmeow usez Teh Powah of Tson 2 pushz teh old man wif a purpl rae of energi, teh old man iz pushd bacc onli a few meturz, teh groop watchez in shocc, teh Powah of Tson haz enuf powah 2 evaed a hundrd banz, teh old man switchez frum him Katana 2 a weerd staffz wif an oranj orbz on topz.

    ??? : ..u knowz nuffin abowt wat haz happend...

    Him releazez a windz so stronk dat it pullz a tonz of sandz, makin a Sandz Tornedo, teh sandz tornedo breakz apartz an strikz teh groop, JOSHEE realizs somethin, an screemd..

    JOSHEE63 : YOU ARE TECHY, ARENT YOU?

    Techy tehn calmd down, teh ragin sandz calmd down as wel.

    Techy : Nenkat an Economi iz missin, mozt probabli ded by nao, wile am stucc in dis blöödi desertz..

    JOSHEE63 : Joyn owr fightz, r headin 2 Katrapoden Izland, teh locashun of Nenkatz houze, an Economiz laboRATrium. We n33d ur powah.

    Techy joind teh groop, him iz desprateli lookin 4 Nankat, him fellowz partnur.

    Meenwile..

    eDreem an Fredi finishd buildin teh wal of steelz, wif teh trapz an stuffs, teh troopz r traind, teh modz r all in posishun, a few spyz wuz sended 2 askz 4 WOSHIPAW an Vangez helpz in teh battl, evun tho it mightz b 2 laet. Teh slimez r 10 kilometurz awae, teh gruwtupianz r outnumbrd an underpowrd, bat wif clevurr plannin an possibli helpz frum 2 extreemli powahful gruwtupianz, dey stil standz a chanec of takin downz 70% of teh slimez.

    Greenbörk : Wil b defendin råelli söön, dis iz it guyz.

    Greenbörk tehn liftz up a Gr33n B33r, drinked half of it, an smashd it 2 teh grownd, teh othur modz followz.

    SNUGGLBAER : We muzt continu bof Solsagan an Snethz legaci, deir sacrifiec shal NEVUR goez 2 wastez, NEVUR ai sae!

    Purrocket : If we oof, our deafz shal nut goez 2 wazte, thoez peski slimez r goin down!

    In Katrapoden Izland, teh 2 men landd saefli, dey sawed Nenkat an Economi surroundd by abowt a hundrd sliemz, dey wur desperaet, almozt suicidl, bof of dem fighted wif everythin dey haz, defendin deir belovd landz, Nenkat sawed dem an shoutd deir naemz. kthxbai!!!!111!!!

    * reference to NekoRei Chronicles chapter 1
    ** börk is something that the Swedish Chef says every time before he cooks
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    Has anybody seen my braincells? They went missing shortly after opening this thread.
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    THX MAH FREND
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    b u m p e r i n o e s
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    I thought it was a foreign language at first, very confusing.

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    beanie kid has ligma
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    Quote Originally Posted by DynPlaysGT View Post
    Has anybody seen my braincells? They went missing shortly after opening this thread.
    i found your brain cells in the black hole
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    Kazakhstan Kazakhstan you very nice place from plains of tarashek to northern plains of jewtown
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    Quote Originally Posted by DynPlaysGT View Post
    Has anybody seen my braincells? They went missing shortly after opening this thread.
    Same here look for red, microscopic single celled organisms scattered across this post...
    Found this XD
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lopyhupis View Post
    Same here look for red, microscopic single celled organisms scattered across this post...
    i found them on Kazakhstan
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    meow meow meow meow meow
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    Don't you have anything else better to do?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Supermarine View Post
    Don't you have anything else better to do?
    thx for bumping owo
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    Nu war ples.
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