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    imagine buying several cans of beans, to bring to school as a snack, just to realise they are almost impossible to open...

    Test-tryed opening them at home with scissors (because there's not much other tools I can bring to school without getting in trouble) and that barely did anything...

    Even a knife failed...

    Had to open it with a goddamn sword...
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    Crowbar would have been next if that had failed...



    So those bean cans we're a complete waste... There's almost no way to open them in school conditions... So WTH am I supposed to eat at school now?!

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    Can't you get a can opener...?

    Or maybe open them up at home and bring them to school?
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    why do you have a sword???




    just buy beans from the 7th to the 11th of the month in tournament (10k gems for a can of beans)

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    Quote Originally Posted by xxKimchi View Post
    Can't you get a can opener...?

    Or maybe open them up at home and bring them to school?
    who TF brings a can opener to school?
    Quote Originally Posted by MystZ View Post
    why do you have a sword???
    for when my knife dosen't get the job done
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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidDoesPBG View Post
    who TF brings a can opener to school?
    You can be the first to try lol it gets the job done easy
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    Celery sticks are a better alternative.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ohlid View Post
    Celery sticks are a better alternative.
    You dare defy the BEANS, mortal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by xxKimchi View Post
    Or maybe open them up at home and bring them to school?
    Exactly, Pour them into a container.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MystZ View Post
    why do you have a sword???
    Why don't you have a sword?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DynPlaysGT View Post
    Why don't you have a sword?
    I also don't... I use a Splat Roller when I need to use a sword, it gets the job done in one hit, fast and easy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidDoesPBG View Post
    You dare defy the BEANS, mortal?
    Mortal? By all that is nutritious, the vegetable gods have made me the mediator between human and vegetable kind. I am no mortal, Bean-Man!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ohlid View Post
    Mortal? By all that is nutritious, the vegetable gods have made me the mediator between human and vegetable kind. I am no mortal, Bean-Man!
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    Beans are the cool people snack and thus must be opened in a cool way
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elyrion View Post
    I also don't... I use a Splat Roller when I need to use a sword, it gets the job done in one hit, fast and easy.
    In samurai times, samurais who have committed something dishonorable would kill themselves with a splat roller in order to not bring shame upon their family
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    Maybe you can phase hack through the can? I know it only works 86% of the time, but it's a sure-fire way whenever I'm in a rush.


    ...but if you do somehow fail, perhaps eating the whole can can work. I heard gold is edible, probably the same with metal.....and hey, never hurts to have too much iron in your system, right?
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