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    Default Whats the most corny / terrible joke you can think of?

    title says it all

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    He: Im going to tell you a story but first clap your hands.

    She: *clap*

    He: The End

    Cover is not the book
    So open it up and take a look
    'Cause under the covers one discovers
    That the king may be a crook

    For a cover is nice
    But a cover is not the book


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    earth isnt flat

    becuz it isnt damnit

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    Bro 1 : knock knock
    Bro 2 : who’s there?
    Bro 1 : ya
    Bro 2 : ya who?
    Bro 1 : .com

    I heard this somewhere but can’t quite remember where.
    tu me manques.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scawt View Post
    Bro 1 : knock knock
    Bro 2 : who’s there?
    Bro 1 : ya
    Bro 2 : ya who?
    Bro 1 : .com

    I heard this somewhere but can’t quite remember where.
    This one is not corny, in fact it's actually a-maize-ing.
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    funny

    now laugh
    I have no idea what I'm doing.

    hi do u like maths
    www.coolmathgames.com
    www.mathsisfun.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by UkyoKuonji View Post
    He: Im going to tell you a story but first clap your hands.

    She: *clap*

    He: The End
    not funny didnt laugh ( thats the point )


    Quote Originally Posted by IWasWeird View Post
    earth isnt flat

    becuz it isnt damnit

    facts


    Quote Originally Posted by Deftera View Post
    There is a tap in the toilet, I took a picture of it and told my friends that this is a tap on the screen and they tapped on the screen
    what

    Quote Originally Posted by Scawt View Post
    Bro 1 : knock knock
    Bro 2 : who’s there?
    Bro 1 : ya
    Bro 2 : ya who?
    Bro 1 : .com

    I heard this somewhere but can’t quite remember where.
    comedy

    Quote Originally Posted by Nick_Furry View Post
    This one is not corny, in fact it's actually a-maize-ing.
    wow

    Quote Originally Posted by NotSeedTopian View Post
    funny

    now laugh
    no

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phoenix234 View Post
    no
    not funny

    don't laugh
    I have no idea what I'm doing.

    hi do u like maths
    www.coolmathgames.com
    www.mathsisfun.com

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    bumping. i need more unfunny jokes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phoenix234 View Post
    bumping. i need more unfunny jokes
    what is 1 + 1

    2

    dont laugh pls
    I have no idea what I'm doing.

    hi do u like maths
    www.coolmathgames.com
    www.mathsisfun.com

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    Edd: What were you doing
    Peter: I was doing stuff
    RDJ: I'm stuff
    Peter: Omg RDJ No!
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    Any joke that has been mined of Facebook's grave hole of comedy brilliance
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    When I say 10 I only say 1 because 0 might create a new universe HAHSHSHAHHH
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phoenix234 View Post
    title says it all

    10cahrs

    inb4 thread backfires

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    In a faithful night...

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