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    Default SATIRE - Make Growtopia Politically Correct

    WARNING : THIS THREAD IS BASED UPON SATIRE. THIS THREAD SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY BY ANY PERSON. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

    Make GT politically correct.
    For example :
    - The Gazette > The People's Source of Information
    - Angel Wings > Light-colored Aviation Accessory
    - Chicken Plough > Enslaved Animal

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    Broken Tea Basket -> Emotionally Challenged Tea Basket
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    Royal Lock -> Shut the Heck Up Lock

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    SATIRE WARNING

    guys this is supposed to be politically correct.

    Example :
    Heavenly Scythe - Out-Of-This-World Utility
    > Because "Heavenly" derives from religious origin, and we're not going there.
    > Scythe also has its fair share ties with several religion.
    Black Block - Mildly Dark-Coloured Block
    > Because the use of "black" and "white" suggest racial discrimination.
    Boiled Egg - Dead Babies
    > Because you are eating dead babies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pannenkoek2012 View Post
    Royal Lock -> Shut the Heck Up Lock
    This for example should be "Symbol of Slavery And Oppression by The Aristocrats"
    > Because the function of the item itself resembles that of royal oppression.

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    "More Equalled Activity Gear"
    > Because the term "Dancemaster" may be perceived as offensive to people who cannot perform such activity, and to people who considers themselves a beginner in such activity.
    > Because the term "Helmet" may be perceived as offensive to people who are unable to equip headgear due to special traumatic experience or physical and/or mental limitations.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Calico View Post
    BGL - Currency of the no-lifes
    No that's extremely offensive to people who is suffering from clinical depression and severe self-harm
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    i like to see people defending chickens

    chicken is the best animal

    also, the item is called "Chicken Plow", you're welcome
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